Missing people

Mike, where the heck are you? I'm getting worried here.

I'm missing Danielle too. I was very nice to her in my last mail. I'm not being sarcastic.

I watched a rerun of South Park Season 2. It was brilliant. I don't know why they go on and on about broadway, operas and ballet shite when there's a jewel of a show filled to the brim with artistry, wisdom and values in our midst. Youth should not be deprived of the privilege of learning from Mr Mackey, Mr Garisson, Chef and the genius illiterate policeman of South Park, Officer Barbrady. It will change people's lives, perspectives and religion. What more can you ask for?

Officer Barbrady's words of wisdom:
My mother punched your mother in the nose.
What color of blood did come out?
Kenny: Blue.
Officer Barbrady: Blue is spelled B-L-O-O-O, Blue.

Remember kids, you can foget world history and all that crass Napoleon's stunts because we have South Park, m'kay?