Look what the cat dragged in

lil babiiz says but forgets to address me:

Well sorry for making a mistake in my grammer and so fucking sorry for my horrid spelling.I've read all your lame fucking weird stories, its SUCKS! and don't give me shit about my spellings and grammer.Whats the deal about melaniesanzo getting positive reviews?

You know your story 'For What It Takes' i agree with
'I Think You Know'You're such a sad LOSER! with no fucking life, FUCKING BALDDIE!

You're so fucking LAMe that you have to flame authors saying they suck and all that bullshit when you yourself can't even writing a proper story?

You must be one of those people who think they're hot and everyday loves them, thinking 'they're all that' when in reality everybody fucking hates you, get a fucking life instead of sitting down on you're fat HAIRY ASS and flaming people all day long.

Do you have some fucking problem in you're fucking head? Im sure you do!You fucking retard!
You can call yor friend a dumbass if you want too, if you even have any, nobody wants to be your fucking friend cause you're just a fatass loser who flames people all day.Even if you do have friends they all hate you, behind you're back they're all bitching about how low and how sorry they feel for you.

You're so stupid the word LOSEr with a capital L can't describe you. you're such a fatass, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

Stop flaming people for no fucking reason cause you're such a saddo.My advice:

GET A FUCKING LIFE IF YOU CAN GET ONE!

FUCK-TART LOSER!

--end of message

Shit, I replied but that's kind of overkill 'cos if one would look at what she wrote, ahaha, it was she who made the biggest insult to herself. But anyway, since I already made it, here's my reply.

Dear stupid lil babiiz, you really don't want to get in that kind of tussle with me. I could send you a picture right now of myhotself and my friends and you'd just drop your jaw and be anorexic and bulimic for the rest of your miserable life. You'd end up looking like Allegra Versace, yo. But then of course, right now, you probably look a lot like Man Faye.
And yes, people love me. I just don't think it. I'm capable of decency too but you're too lowly for that.
I feel so much hatred from you. The nonexistent midi-chlorians in your system have - wait, those are not midi-chlorians! If I am not mistaken, those are particles that indicate the presence of a disease called Imbecilius Insipiencia. Yes, yes, I believe it is the one proof that scientists have been searching for years but they've never happened upon so great a concentration that I see now in you. Unfortunately, this disease is something that a carrier will always deny. You see, idiocy is not always that awful but coupled with STUBBORNESS, then you get a sticky situation. I already told you that it's NOT GRAMMER. Maybe you're the fat one because you can't get it through your fat head that it's spelled GRAMMAR.
Actually, I give people compliments and I give those exclusively to non-idiots and human beings with the right pairs of chromosomes. That places you out of the picture. With that kind of response, I'd say you have this set: X-MY-DAD-MARRIED-HIS-SISTER-AND-IMPREGNATED-HIS-FATHER-XXX.
If you're going to base my writing skills on the admittedly lame stories I posted here in FFN, then I'm sorry to tell you that those are really gag stories used to bait Teletubbies-watching dummies like you. My real ones are hanging around in a place where no one can steal it. Copyrighted and all that.
See, I insulted you squarely and I didn't even have to use that 4-letter word that begins with F and rhymes with Puck.

Melanie Sanzo and Her Band of Hooligans

I'm still pretty busy. I've flamed this girl called Melanie Sanzo who has an ugly fic (so what else is new?). What's interesting about this case is that she has defenders who are possibly dumber than her.

Just wrote this so we could have a stage if and when they decide to raid my blog.

Made a new pal in Luna Hoshino (welcome to the club of th disillusioned! Most of the time we're really obnoxious 'cos we do try to hit where it hurts. Right caffeine-addict?) who was good enough to give the stupid girl some pointers, which the stupid girl called Melanie Sanzo had taken offense to. It was a sound constructive criticism and yet she posted this:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2452833/9/

Hi goes to y'all. Celestial Maiden, Mikey, caffeine-addict, Nightstrider and Pollux.

PS Have read HP6 and even though it's embarrassing to admit, I secured the copy around 8 am in the morning of the release. But I'm never going to be a part of those robe-wearing, forum-stalking and scar-drawing schmucks out there. I have some dignity. It was likeable enough though. It tied the whole series together pretty well.

To All the people in The World Who Looooove Kanon A

I profusely apologize to the people who visit this blog from time to time and consequently get no response whatsoever from me. Even to Kanon A who, I think, is continuously lurking in this blog simply because she can’t get over the fact that we think her opinions are bonkers and her fics are, just that, trash. Hence, my flame. I still am swift to my claim that she is overrating herself, and I’m not saying this out of mere spite or because she can’t stand others correcting her but also because she doesn’t know how to be consistent on her tenses. Her fic ‘Chapters’ should be enough evidence. Another thing is her overbearing reply when I questioned her about this ‘acquiesce with my curiosity’ thing. I still think, in fact we all think, that that’s a failed attempt to sound like she has a vocabulary larger than Mr. Webster. I positively won’t say any of the kind if people like Night Strider or us, in general, are around. I can’t be lacking in judgment when I say that ‘acquiesce’ there is used in the wrong context; unfortunately, she was too haughty to admit the silly faux pas she committed and in turn questioned my knowledge of the language. Me, of all people and English, of all languages. I thought I already made clear that I’m a Montrealean, a Canadian; how can I be as stupid as not to know how to use my own language for Pete’s sake? And she, a 16-year-old grammatically handicapped Filipino, better than me? Sweet Jesus.



I’ve been too busy lately, what with all these blood-bound obligations. In any event, I shall drop comments regularly or irregularly, as long as there’s an issue to talk about.



My regards to caffeine-addict, Mike, Celestial Maiden, Pollux, Ivy and Night Strider. Pao, you’re alive!

Chelating Compounds, why are you not replying to my e-mails?



And I don’t give double shits about the fucking Olympics either. If London gets the 2012 then screw Tony Blair and the whole Parliament. I’m all rooting for New York if ever.