Look what the cat dragged in
lil babiiz says but forgets to address me:
Well sorry for making a mistake in my grammer and so fucking sorry for my horrid spelling.I've read all your lame fucking weird stories, its SUCKS! and don't give me shit about my spellings and grammer.Whats the deal about melaniesanzo getting positive reviews?
You know your story 'For What It Takes' i agree with
'I Think You Know'You're such a sad LOSER! with no fucking life, FUCKING BALDDIE!
You're so fucking LAMe that you have to flame authors saying they suck and all that bullshit when you yourself can't even writing a proper story?
You must be one of those people who think they're hot and everyday loves them, thinking 'they're all that' when in reality everybody fucking hates you, get a fucking life instead of sitting down on you're fat HAIRY ASS and flaming people all day long.
Do you have some fucking problem in you're fucking head? Im sure you do!You fucking retard!
You can call yor friend a dumbass if you want too, if you even have any, nobody wants to be your fucking friend cause you're just a fatass loser who flames people all day.Even if you do have friends they all hate you, behind you're back they're all bitching about how low and how sorry they feel for you.
You're so stupid the word LOSEr with a capital L can't describe you. you're such a fatass, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Stop flaming people for no fucking reason cause you're such a saddo.My advice:
GET A FUCKING LIFE IF YOU CAN GET ONE!
FUCK-TART LOSER!
--end of message
Shit, I replied but that's kind of overkill 'cos if one would look at what she wrote, ahaha, it was she who made the biggest insult to herself. But anyway, since I already made it, here's my reply.
Dear stupid lil babiiz, you really don't want to get in that kind of tussle with me. I could send you a picture right now of myhotself and my friends and you'd just drop your jaw and be anorexic and bulimic for the rest of your miserable life. You'd end up looking like Allegra Versace, yo. But then of course, right now, you probably look a lot like Man Faye.
And yes, people love me. I just don't think it. I'm capable of decency too but you're too lowly for that.
I feel so much hatred from you. The nonexistent midi-chlorians in your system have - wait, those are not midi-chlorians! If I am not mistaken, those are particles that indicate the presence of a disease called Imbecilius Insipiencia. Yes, yes, I believe it is the one proof that scientists have been searching for years but they've never happened upon so great a concentration that I see now in you. Unfortunately, this disease is something that a carrier will always deny. You see, idiocy is not always that awful but coupled with STUBBORNESS, then you get a sticky situation. I already told you that it's NOT GRAMMER. Maybe you're the fat one because you can't get it through your fat head that it's spelled GRAMMAR.
Actually, I give people compliments and I give those exclusively to non-idiots and human beings with the right pairs of chromosomes. That places you out of the picture. With that kind of response, I'd say you have this set: X-MY-DAD-MARRIED-HIS-SISTER-AND-IMPREGNATED-HIS-FATHER-XXX.
If you're going to base my writing skills on the admittedly lame stories I posted here in FFN, then I'm sorry to tell you that those are really gag stories used to bait Teletubbies-watching dummies like you. My real ones are hanging around in a place where no one can steal it. Copyrighted and all that.
See, I insulted you squarely and I didn't even have to use that 4-letter word that begins with F and rhymes with Puck.
15 Comments:
i visited the html page you 'recommended' on your last entry; that author has really lost it, so i managed to criticize her. hahaha. the flame wars are so amusing by the way. ^_^
3:55 PM
well if yur so great and you have all these other 'stories' that are copyrigted and shit, where is it?
oh yeah, it doesn't exist.
4:07 PM
flame wars are amusing only to those who think they're superior enough than god to trod on other people's toes. if you really intend to help in making a better place of ff.net, you should learn to treat people with respect [yes, even the most retarded writers need that too].
i don't really get what the deal is with you self-appointed critics of ff.net. if you really want the writers you criticize to take you seriously, you should learn to be a little nicer [or is that too hard for your arrogant selves to do?]. if you think you're really *that* good, why not offer them some help instead of bashing them flat to the ground?
even the greatest of professionals started out as amateurs. and yet you treat all these amateur writers at ff.net as though they don't have the littlest chance of getting better in their craft.
there is always room for improvement even for the worst artist on earth. where have you all been all your life that you haven't heard of that fact?
ff.net was a peaceful place before you immature morons came along. and these flame wars you love initiating is what really causes this place to stink so bad (worse than the stink-o fictions do). if you find an ugly fiction, give a constructive critique if you may, that'll be really helpful. if you can't get your awfully arrogant heads to say your critiques in a respectful way, then better leave that fic alone.
i suggest you find something more productive to do with your life. coz even if you think you're doing a noble deed with all these flame wars, well you're not. if anything, you're just making matters worse.
--purrball
2:50 PM
Oh, now disguise yourself as purrball, being an intelligent person I am I can always detect a loser when I read one. You see, if you're still not satisfied with everything that I have given you, KanonA; I can give you more. If you're not KanonA, tell me who you really are. I hate self-righteous cowards who disguise themselves. We'll see if me or BYLT are capable of giving criticisms to your works. First of all, all of us give criticisms to any inept writers, all the chaos ensues will depend on the authors' capability to ACCEPT criticisms. If they can't, then we'll have to shift to extreme measure. We don't expect them to write like a pro. Did we compare them to Lewis Carroll or The Bard? We have always set a standard to compare them with other fan fiction writers, if the better ones can do it, why can't they? You're telling us how we're moronic, by bashing their fictions to the ground, but you yourself set this standard that they are amateurish which means that you yourself LOOK DOWN upon them. Hostility, as you have referred it to, is always initially being projected by those who are criticized. Seriously, if the writers are not hostile, that we don't have to be. Instead of accepting criticisms, they tell you that you're a moron just because you criticize them? Can you define that to me, purball? If you are going to act moralistic and tell us that we are arrogant, ask yourself if you really have to call us immature morons? If you are the patronage of morality, make sure that yourself will not call anybody MORONS or LOSERS because it won't help, proving your points and at the same time contradicting yourself by committing the same thing. Are you telling us that what we are doing isn't productive? We have seen a lot of improvements through our crusade and if you think we are not, then you can continue writing your mediocre fictions and be content with your level for the rest of your pathetic life.
9:07 PM
Oh caffeine, I see somebody dove to your bait once again. Purball, huh?
Hey purball, I see that you are standing in for Pope John Paul II as Mr. Philanthropy. Let me guess, are you Chairman of Unicef? Oh, maybe you’re the founder of Let’s Save the World from Flamers Coz We are Moralistic Hypocrites.
You think we think that we’re superior to God (please correct your grammatical error—it’s not ‘than’, it’s ‘to’)? Of course we do, we have no God. I suggest you read works from Nietzsche and let your eyes be opened to the fact that the God you know is only a coward’s fancy to get way from his fears. Why would we want to help people in ffnet improve anyway? Did we say we’re charity in the first place? I guess not. Why, did Bush start a war in Iraq to help its citizens? Nope. He wanted the oil reserve. Now are you gonna tell Bush to instead HELP Iraqis? I bet you should, since you want to make the world a better place. And what do you say about Prime Minister Kouzumi who doesn’t RESPECT Chinese people? Would you tell him to start respecting them too because people should treat each other with respect? Go on. If you’re that righteous why would you bother about petty people in FFNET instead of focusing your attention to more important matters such as worldly issues like these? Oh, don’t tell me you’re starting your save-the-world debut by rescuing bad fics from flamers like us. You’re getting there, really.
Self-appointed critics? Did we say, ‘Oh we’re your critics, you bitch.’ Did we say that? And besides, did the other critics or flamers there waited for Melanie Sanzo’s permission to be her flamers/critics? Of course, we’re all SELF-Appointed Critics, who would’ve appointed us to flame/critique her other than ourselves? You yourself are a self-appointed critic of US and we don’t even complain about that because we do that too, because we understand the spectrum of human frailty. You, however, don’t. You want us to be nice? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dear, I can’t believe you used that word. I hope you are kidding because I don’t think either that you could get any lamer. Have you studied philosophy? Or all you just know is the innate goodness of man, a concept so invented by the narrow-minded Christians? FYI, man is intrinsically cruel, ergo, we are just fulfilling our nature by doing what we do. But of course, there are such people like you who would force themselves to sound nice while calling others LOSERS. Your hypocrite meter just reached the apogee.
Even professional writers are amateurs. Hmm, a cliché so rubbed by hypocrites. Actually, when professional writers were still amateurs, they weren’t even granted publications (see Dickens’ biography and DH Lawrence’s); and writers such as Melanie Sanzo have their works published, which goes to say that the latter is given greater privilege; now do you still think that we’re the meanest of life forms here? Oh, tell that to the publishers of those great writers.
Oh my nonexistent GOD! Did you actually say there is always room for improvement and why we don’t even know that? Oh your GOD! I haven’t heard of that! I’ve read 200 novels, give or take, and I haven’t heard of that. I want to commit suicide now because I haven’t even heard of that. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ladies and gentlemen, see now the face of utter hypocrisy. Didn’t it ever occur to you that you are contradicting yourself by saying all these and then shoving it to our face that we are immature losers? If we are immature losers then what do you call someone like you who who’d argue with immature losers like us? The loserest of the immature losers? Wouldn’t it be better and more consistent if someone as noble and respectful and moralistic as you just ignores us and write letters of encouragement to Melanie Sanzo to heal her hurts?
So now you’re spraffing about ‘making ffnet a peaceful world’; now I understand that ffnet is your whole life, the very fountain of your joy that you couldn’t for the life of you let MORONS like us pollute it. You are so pathetic that even bad remarks about a stupid story that has no importance whatsoever would send you flaring up like this. Why would you care so much about stories that wouldn’t affect the betterment of human race? If you ARE that noble, righteous, and ethical, I repeat, apply to be Pope after Ratzinger died. In that way you would be able to accomplish what your ethos dictates to you, that is, save the world from ratty flamers like us.
Er, we didn’t say either that we think what we’re doing is NOBLE. Where did you get that anyway? Please, before you accuse us of any NOBLE deeds, reread first what is implied or expressed by the text. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a literature to read.
Strider
10:22 PM
Now now, caffeine and Strider, ffnet may be her sole life, why annihilate it for her? All she wants is peace, you know, how ffn was before Bet You Love That and his lot burst into the scene.
Let's see, this purball, she's kinda suggesting that we all try to help moroni-I mean, budding writers...now where in ffn's fucking handbook is that?
Those idiots, the people BYLT and the others criticized or flamed are taking them more than seriously, their heads are practically exploding and their ears are giving off steam. That's how affected they are.
Is being talented at writing conjugal to being helpful to amateur writers? I think that's just the demand of your mighty nobility, sadly, the world isn't perfect, in reality, nice guys finish last.
Wow, ffn is stinking so bad because of our flames, pass me the tissue please *sob*, I have to mark this on my calendar. I wonder why abysmal fics from shitheads who can't accept criticisms don't stink that much when it's a fact that if you open the ffn window one of the first things you'll read is the list of fics-and most of them are crap-yet this girl is implying that the flames stink more than these fics do, when I don't know, reviews come after the stories? Please drop your Logic subject right away; you don't stand a chance.
Yes, the greatest of writers started out as amateurs, not moronic dungbrains like jessica green and Kanon A who started writing aeons ago, your point? Surely Dickens or Oates never wrote anything near what they wrote.
Leave those fics alone? Oh, who are you talking to? You might as well order the wall to fetch you a glass of water, or teach us professional ethics.
Noble deeds? Us? Oh, if we wanted to draw out such effect, we could've glided in their review pages like Chaucer, not like jackhammers. But no, we're never hypocritical...like you.
---The Kindly Ones
11:14 AM
if people are losers for telling you to be nice in critiquing, then what are you for being anal, malicious and flamebaiting on the internet?
a bigger loser? yeah, something along those lines.
5:02 PM
Flamebaiting in the internet? If we are fuckers in the internet, you can only imagine how mean we are in real life. You don't wanna know. Are you one of those dungeheads we flamed? Can't accept the truth?
Of course we'd rather bully dummies like you rather than say 'Stop flaming!' 'Be nice' when all our efforts would be wasted. Stupid fuck. Why keep telling us off to be nice? Want us to leave your fic alone?
--------The Kindly Ones
7:40 PM
Hahahha....Strider and the Kindly Ones, I pity this Saint Kanon for the destruction of FFNET that she loves so, wow; I am mighty flattered because my flames and our flames have that much impact on the stupid site.
if people are losers for telling you to be nice in critiquing, then what are you for being anal, malicious and flamebaiting on the internet?
a bigger loser? yeah, something along those lines.
I mean, Kanon, dear; you're so fucking predictable. Throwing back at us our arguments are so you. I mean, we are losers just because we flame stupid retarded stories that you SO love to read? I can get back at you by saying that maybe you should shove it to your face because you flame people too, cunthead. I, or the rest of us, for that matter; is not the one who has been uploading crappy fictions and create accounts such as Mini Usagi or Aqram just to bait the sexy; smart me to flame. Who's doing the real pollution here, huh? Why can't you get it into your head that we are not nice people like you, who'd carry the world upon your shoulder in order to retain peace in FFN? BTW, you are stating your points twice and that is just SO like you. When you find that you are all dried up you'd just repeat what you have said, and believe me; you seem so fucking stupid. And then you will say that 'you guys flame others blablabla, so who's the bigger stupid?' or something like that and that is SO like you. I do think of myself superior to your god, mind you. I am not at all a nice person; atrocity is my innate and my respect goes to intellectual people, not retards, stupid saints or a fanatic anime freaks. Why don't you go and watch 'The Legend of Four Horsemen' and cry like you did, because baby; the more you keep the idiocy to yourself and your anime craze, the more you're doing good deeds to this world that pains you so. By the way, what made you cry? The threesome? The bondage? The rape? Of course, het hentai anime like 'school of bondage' would not do the same trick to you.
Baaa...I wonder what will happen to you when you watch the 'cannibal holocaust'. =D I bet your room would flood. *sighs*
9:46 PM
if people are losers for telling you to be nice in critiquing, then what are you for being anal, malicious and flamebaiting on the internet?
a bigger loser? yeah, something along those lines.
Hmm, I don't know someone who's smart enough to know who needs to be flamed and who doesn't. If you don't understand it, then go critique dumb writers in a nice manner with the vain hope of seeing them become Umberto Ecos so they could mention you as one of their luminary mentors. Let's see if that actually works.
I've seen enough dickwads like Melanie Sanzo and her schmuck supporters to know that they seldom take serious criticisms the right way. But if you're so intent to undertake an exercise in futility, there's nobody stopping you.
3:30 AM
you don't critique no more. you insult the writers to make yourself feel superior. and isn't it funny, when you flame that you need to make such a big deal about it to make yourselves feel superior to others. i don't see your crap online. oh wait...that's right, you're too good for ff.net. so why don't you all bugger off if you're so good for ff.net.
oh right i forgot. you're the hypocrites here.
2:13 PM
Then why did you insult julieterjerky? You know you haven't answered that question. This is hauling a psychological damage upon you, am I correct? Ask yourself why you criticize first-timer OCs. They're so easy to be criticized, and you criticize them, for what? Even if I flame to feel myself superior to others, it's nothing more or less what you are doing/have done. Oh I forget, they have appointed you as a critic, and we're self-appointed. Your purpose is noble, we're not...so you're better than us, huh? Hahahaha...
Kanon, I am making myself redundant here. I still can't quite understand why you are still not getting it. I suppose someone who writes as greatly as you should understand this. Calling us hypocrites for what? Please give arguments to strengthen accusation.
About the superiority thingy, I'm not even going to deny it. I don't have any issues with conscience or morality whatsoever. You see, the FFN crowd are separated into two. The first half is the portion that would accept criticism, and the other half consists of dingbats like MelanieSanzo and you who'd throw tantrums at the simplest of criticism. Our task is to evoke some awakening to them, rude or not will depend on their ability to accept it (notice that I am explicating this for the nth time)=D. The feel of superiority that may result from it is inextricable, it's like a bonus that comes along with the pay. Do you think that we will go away just because you told us to bugger off? Hahahaha...I don't know about the others, but yeah; I am a scumbag and I am filthy bastard; stupid people like you do make me feel intelligent. I do think of myself as a monster that feeds on seeing others' abasement. And as long as dunderheads such as you retaliate, I will further my predominance and I'm fucking loving it.
So why don't you crawl into your hole, you'll be safe there. =D
8:46 PM
Hey look, I'm leaving my name. You can type that into google and find oogles of stuff on me.
I am writing a proper story, with proper GRAMMAR. I like to nitpick at my stories and go through them for a while in the edit/preview section so it's not a stinking load of incomprehensible crap. Yes, I did just use a big word. And I'm using CAPITALS, COMMAS, and SPACES. This means I can flame the living day-lights out of you and not get yelled at, right? Well isn't that a nice perk to being a little obsessive!
I stabbed myself with that before you could. But hey, at least I care about the quality of my work and it's appearance. *cough* And you...?
This is an idiotic blog. You complain your ass off at people who are just taking sweet revenge. Yes, it is a tasty dish. Let us cherish the almighty word.
Sarcasm is just another free service I offer.
~Kampi
1:42 AM
Hi, my name is Sera Pierce-Clarke. My email is SerendipityPierce-Clarke@hotmail.com, feel free to reply because i will probably never come back to this site again.
First off, may i say that the review you left on my story was well..unpleasant to say the least. I am trying to be polite about this, i really am, but well, i dont think it's going to work, sorry.
For one thing, you must be the most hypocritical person I have ever heard of. For another, if you are so tired of flames about your grammar, try fixing it for a change. You know, using spell check? It's a really handy little thing in your standard writing program, they even have it in email, too.
You are just so dispicably hypocritical and rude, it blows my mind. In your bio on ff.net, you speak of the site as being a place for budding writers. And you persist in saying that you hate Mary-Sues and flamers. Yet, you frequently use Mary-Sues in your stories and you also seem to have made a hobby of flaming others.
Might i add that the comment on my ff.net story for Gravitation, about going to a dating site because i would like the attention? Yes, you might remember me now. Well, i think you would benifit from a dating site as well. You obviously seem to think a lot of yourself. While some may call it self-confidence, i believe it is really a bit much, and call it excessive vanity. Or, in essence, being full of yourself, to the extreme. Well..now that i have that out of my system, feel free to contact me at any time. I hate instigating fights, but, well, there are just those times when you really have to stick up for yourself. And your friends. When my friend stuck up for me, you so kindly went over and flamed her. I especially loved the comment on how she was a "doss little cunt", really now. What did she do to you, honestly? All she did was stick up for me. She didnt swear at you, or call you names. Now, you can feel free to comment anywhere, really. On my fanfiction account, under my name, or my email, which i have provided you with. Simply because i am prepared to stick up for myself, my friends, and others who fall victim to your vicious, hypocritical, unecessary flames.
2:12 AM
Miss kampasi , before you correct anyone and boast that you use correct grammar, make sure that you really do. Embarassing, really, you can't tell the difference between 'its' and 'it's'? Well, you're probably just 11, no, 6 years old; my 5 year old sister can tell the difference, if you must know. Anyway, some stupid fucker named lil babiiz was the one who said grammEr, not Bet You Love That, can't you read?! He's making fun of lil babiiz, dummy. That first line on BYLT's post was copied STRAIGHT from jessicagreen's review page and BYLT posted it here. So before you correct someone, make sure that you see through the situation carefully, you're dying to insult him and now you end up choking on your stupidity. Stupid fuck, you boast of using proper grammar? Oh my Sefirah. Love the review I gave you? I bet you do.
And oh, you compiled a few flames that Bet You Love That himself gave amateur writers a long time ago and flamed his PARODY work with the exact same words. What, you want the people here to think that you can come up with good puns? Pathetic. Be original , little fucker, you're probably one of those aspiring shitheads who take Anne Rice's novels too seriously. Plagiarist little oozing cunt.
And Bet You love that, maybe you should change the category of your fics to what they really are: Parody. Dumb people like kampasi can't grasp sarcasm when 13 year olds like Mistresskc understood them fairly well.
8:00 AM
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