lookie here...cutey pie...

Check this out guys! I think it's Chaotic Deception writing for her retarded friend xXKairiXx's profile:

Kairi is one of my two best friends. The other one is Bloody Darkness. Kairi's real name is Amanda, and Bloody's real name is Dana.

Kairi likes the song sanctuary.

She likes video games, like kingdom hearts.

She watches shows like avatar, Danny Phantom, and other crap i dont care about. (THIS IS WHERE YOU FAIL TO SOUND COOL. PLEASE, NOBODY CARES IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS MORON'S FAVORITE SHOWS. NO ONE IS ASKING, IF IT ISN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH. PLUS, WOULD YOU REALLY GO AS FAR AS SAYING THIS KIND OF SHIT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JUST SO PEOPLE COULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU? SAYING THAT THE SHOWS SHE WATCHES ARE CRAP...WOW, THAT'S BEGGING FOR SOME ATTENTION, THAT'S LIKE KNEELING IN FORNT OF PEOPLE TO CALL YOU A MEAN-HEARTED FRIEND! HOW PATHETIC.)

We're like, complete opposites in some ways. ('COMPLETE OPPOSITES IN SOME WAYS' IS A CONTRADICTION. IT'S LIKE SAYING, 'A JOKE IS HALF-MEANT BUT IT'S WHOLEHEARTEDLY MEANT'. NO SENSE IN THERE. SORRY. INSTEAD WRITE, 'WE'RE OPPOSITES IN SOME WAYS'. EASY DOES IT.)

But not all ways. (REDUNDANCY. YOU ALREADY SAID 'IN SOME WAYS' ONLY, WHAT'S THE POINT IN SAYING 'NOT ALL WAYS'? QUIT PATRONIZING PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE DIFFERENT IN SOME WAYS, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE DIFFERENT IN ALL WAYS. NOT CUTE.)

She lied about me in my profile! (SO? DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING WHEN YOU'VE BEEN A LIAR ALL ALONG? OKAY, WE BELIEVE THAT YOU READ POTTER AT 6 AND LEARNED HOW TO PLAY PIANO AT 3 AND FROM THEN ON YOU NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING ELSE. YOUR BRAIN DIDN'T GROW THAT'S WHY NOW YOU STILL ACT LIKE A 3-YEAR-OLD.)

She's a lazy bum who refuses to write a story. (AT LEAST SHE COULD SPARE US THE HORROR OF HER CRAP, UNLIKE YOU WHO STILL UPLOAD.)

So i'm stuck typing her one story for her. (OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVED. STOP WRITING. READ INSTEAD SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO FLAME.)

Shit, that's not fair. (STOP IT ALREADY. THIS PROFILE IS ALL ABOUT YOU ALREADY. FOR THE LAST TIME NOBODY IS REMOTELY INTERESTED.)

Yes, i curse a lot. Amanda doesn't. (NO. FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T CURSE A LOT. YOUR MOUTH WOULD PALE IN COMPARISON TO MY FRIENDS' WHO APPARENTLY ARE THE ONES WHO SWEAR A LOT. NO, IT'S NOT COOL. SAYING 'SHIT' DOESN'T MEAN YOU CURSE A LOT; THAT'S JUST YOU WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING UNIQUE ABOUT YOURSELF, WHICH ISN'T IN THE LEAST CUTE. SO YOU COULD GATHER THE ATTENTION YOU NEED YOU'D HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. YOU COULD'VE JUST TYPED, 'AMANDA DOESN'T CURSE A LOT'.)

She's a really nice person. (SHE'S NICE AND YOU'RE BASHING HER? WHAT'S THIS BAD-ASS ACT? YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE? AGAIN, YOU'RE FAR FROM BEING CUTE.)

She hasa dog named Bella who is awesome! (SO?)

...I found one of her tests once, and she filled in ONE question, which was the bonus question. i was like O.o BAKA! STUPIDO! (AGAIN, BASHING A FRIEND JUST SO PEOPLE COULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. YOU TRY SO HARD TO SOUND MEAN, WHY THE HASSLE? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE YOURSELF? SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE REAL YOU? THE MAIN THING IS, YOU SHOULDN'T SACRIFICE YOUR FRIEND'S REPUTATION JUST SO YOU COULD LOOK GOOD/DIFFERENT/COOL IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. I DON'T EVEN DO THAT TO MY REAL-LIFE ENEMIES. THAT'S LOSER ACT. AND YOUR STATING IT IN THE NET WHERE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN CARE IS JUST WAY BEYOND PATHETIC. YOU NEED HELP.)

I got a 100+ on the same test. (IS THIS AMANDA'S PROFILE OR YOURS? AGAIN, THERE'S NO NEED TO LOOK GOOD HERE BECAUSE IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFILE. PEOPLE WOULDN'T GO HERE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU SO SHUT THE HELL UP. AND WHY DO YOU BRAG SO MUCH ANYWAY? IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT A ONE HUNDRED? OR IS IT BECAUSE NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO YOUR BRAGGING SPREE IN YOUR SCHOOL? I'M GENUINELY SORRY FOR THAT...PEOPLE NOT CARING THAT YOU GOT A 100 ON THAT TEST...SO SAD. NO WONDER YOU WANT ANONYMOUS ATTENTION.)

I studied for around 15 minutes for it. (OH, THE WIND BLOWS SO MIGHTILY. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'D EVEN DECLARE THE SPAN OF YOUR STUDY TIME. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO ALL-OUT AND SAY, 'AMANDA'S SUPER DUMB AND I'M NOT BECAUSE I'M SUPER SMART AND A GENIUS AND I CAN'T GET OVER MYSELF'? OH I KNOW; NOBODY FROM YOUR CLASS PAID YOU SOME ATTENTION WHEN YOU SAID 'I GOT A 100+ ON THE TEST AND I ONLY STUDIED 15 SECONDS FOR IT!' I BET YOUR CLASSMATES WERE JUST LIKE, 'WHAT A BRAGGING MORON!' OKAY, YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, WHAT'S THE NEED TO BROADCAST IT? I KNOW, YOU'RE AN ATTENTION-WHORE. YOU WANT TO BEAT ANGELINA JOLIE FOR THE POPULARITY CONTEST? HUH?)

I dunno why i'm telling you my grades, her grades, or the fact that our school is neurotic because of the psyco principle. (WHAT'S A 'PSYCO PRINCIPLE'? I THOUGHT IT'S 'PSYCHO PRINCIPAL'. RETARDED, RETARDED, RETARDED, RETARDED. I KNEW IT. WHEN YOU LEARNED TO READ POCKETBOOKS AT 6, YOUR READING APTITUDE NEVER IMPROVED SINCE. HENCE NOW YOUR BRAIN AGE IS STILL 6. AND OH, YOU'RE FLAUNTING YOUR GRADES BECUASE YOU WANT ATTENTION, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SAY 'OH, SHE'S SO SMART', TO WHICH THEY CAN ONLY SAY FUCK YOU RETARD.)

Back to Amanda.

She's the same age as i am. (SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE SAID THIS WAY ON THE START?)

She's really a dino from the dino planet in my starfox game. (NOT CUTE.)

I'm really starfox. (THE PUN'S NOT CUTE. LESS CUTE.)

I'm gonna call her now. (WHO CARES?)

Her best friend, Byrel

Okay, that's not my real name... I wish it was though. (YOU WISH IT WERE. ARRANGE YOUR GRAMMAR.)


NOW HERE'S MY NON-MST COMMENT:


Okay, it's a profile she wrote FOR her friend but a almost 40% of it speaks about Chaotic Deception herself...


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

This one suggests how much she excels in school:


...I found one of her tests once, and she filled in ONE question, which was the bonus question. i was like O.o BAKA! STUPIDO!
I got a 100+ on the same test.
I studied for around 15 minutes for it.



Oh aren't you pathetic? Carrying your own chair. Did anyone ask you about your score? Like, is Kairi's profile your profile also? So you got 100+, like, was it important to shove it to people's faces that you studied for only 15 minutes? No. You were just being too full of your insecure self. Do you think people would go to Kairi's page to know more things about YOU? Again, no. Again, you're pathetic.

The E-mail

People, behold Chaotic Deception's Idiocy:


1) Below is my flame to her best friend called Compulsive Twitch (not only until yesternight did I realize that the latter's complex is Tourette's syndrome)

I beseech you to stop writing. No, really. You don't even know that putting author's notes in the middle of the story is not only rude, but apparently retarded.

You don't know how to write. Your punctuations, or lack thereof, are atrocious and so is your general grammar. And I guess I would just render myself redundant if I say that your spellings suggest a 3-year-old kid trying to scribble down some sense in a notepad, failing miserably.

And then, your OC is an effing Mary Sue. A stupid self-insert which is so easily transparent that all that's missing is a picture of you that says "I'm stronger than all the five Hokages put together." Maybe you could also add, "I can murder Kakashi with my great ball of chakra and send the whole Konoha crumbling down without lifting a finger." You know, I have a few suggestions to make: 1) why don't you shift this OC to a Dragon Ball Z fic so she wouldn't look so ridiculously strong? You must know that Itachi is the strongest of all Konoha shinobi and for this 12-year-old girl to beat him to a pulp, well, it's just plain inconceivable. 2) If you're really set on continuing this fic, kindly go to "edit stories" and change the genre into "parody". 3) If you're going to bash Kishimoto's characters, please get lost. And lastly, ERASE THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FIC.

But then again, this fic is probably a JOKE. I take it as a joke, in fact, because I refuse to believe that someone who actually knows how to upload a story in ffn could be as retarded as this. I mean, don't pretend to be stupid. It's annoying. People are going through hard experiences and trials just so they wouldn't be called stupid, and then here you are trying to look cutesy-pie in this stupid fic of yours and begging the world to call you stupid just so they can call you cute. For the record, it doesn't make you look any better. It's an insult. You're an insult to my IQ.

Ja ne!

2) This is Chaotic Deception's reply to me:

... Okay. I have no complaints to you flaming my friend. I actually ENCOURAGE you to flame her. But you're a rookie flamer. If you flamed me, i would cry of LAUGHTER.

But of COURSE she's an insult to your IQ. You don't have one, so it's insulting that someone else does.

First of all, you flamed my friends FIRST story. NO ONE's first story is good.

SECOND OF ALL, do you even know what you WROTE!? I mean, reread your flames, all of them. And think. Is this really true? Or am i just typing down random insulting words so that this rookie writer will disappear into her sad little world?

Third- Author notes in the middle of a story indicate that the author actually CARES about her readers, and treats them as people, instead of just readers.

fourth- If you don't like something, DONT READ IT.

Fifth- Okay, Dana (AKA Compulsive Twitch) Did NOT put herself in her story. you don't know how she acts. She's the most ignorant, self concious, angry, hypocrite I know. And she also has a complex. Reread her fic, and tell me if the mary sue is anything, ANYTHING, like that brief description.

Go ahead. Flame me for telling you that not only you suck at flaming, reading, and reviewing, but writing as well. I tried reading one of your fics, and i couldn't get past the first sentence.

There's a little language you should learn about. It's called ENGLISH.

Sorry if i'm being rude, but reading your reviews and your profile, i can tell that you're rude all the time, and i admire your guts.

Unlike most though, your guts contain no glory. Flaming people, just for the sake of flaming, is NOT COOL.

-Chaotic Deception

P.S.- LEARN HOW TO FLAME.


3) And this, dear people, is my immediate comeback. I went easy on her as I know her intelligence, or utter lack thereof, wouldn't be able to handle it.

I wonder why someone who apparently can't USE apostrophe can say that I need to learn English. Please, your profile is ridden with grammatical errors. If you can spot one on mine, I'd give you extra credit.

Let's see. I understand that your best friend is a RETARD, and that's what I said in my flame. Something wrong with being completely honest? Please, stop contradicting your pathetic self.

Tell me though, HOW DO YOU FLAME? Do you pull up some cowardly, cheap comeback like this? Throwing everything back to me when you yourself know that Twitch's Mary Sue is herself? You said she has a complex, that she's a hypocrite, ignorant and for some abnormal reason, self-conscious (though it's amazing how a person can be self-conscious and yet IGNORANT. Hahaha. She should be in a circus!). Her Mary Sue, however, is nothing like that. For your information, a Mary Sue doesn't necessarily--in any way--resemble the person who created her. A Mary Sue, if you don't already know, is someone's dream self. I bet Twitch's dream self couldn't be a retard like her. Hahahaha. Tell me, is your Mary Sue a retard like you? Birds of the same feather flock together. Now I know why people who can't write, people like you, stay together to make an army of attention whores who can't use punctuations.


About my flame. I wouldn't actually call it something that sucks. If you read closely, I stated the things which I find lacking/wrong in her fic. Number 1) the absence of punctuations; Number 2) putting author's notes in the middle of the story and lastly, the spellings and the entire grammar even. Her spellings can't even beat my 6-year-old sister's. Her grammar is way below mine when I was just a fetus. Hey, do you want me to MST her work/crap so I can point out to you the horrible mistakes? You can't seem to figure out her mistakes because you're also a pitiable moron.


Come on, don't pretend that you're not DYING of anger when I flamed your friend. Please, don't struggle to keep your cool by saying you have nothing against me. The mere fact that you blared at me with this PM is a clear testimony that you have everything against me. As a matter of candid fact, you seem more affected by the flame than Twitch herself. Why, do you resemble her UGLY fic and you're so mad at me for calling it ugly because you yourself are just as ugly?


If my flame sucks, why don't you contradict it? Prove to me that I'm wrong in most of the points I tackled. For example, I said that placing author's notes in the middle of the story is innappropriate; for your part, why can't you conduct a survey among all writers/reviewers/readers you know regarding whether or not A/N's in the middle of the story are okay? Or better yet, prove to me that Twitch uses correct grammar. Or that her OC is not a Mary Sue when she already admitted so herself.


So Twitch is treating her readers as humans (NOT JUST MERE READERS) when she puts those nasty A/N's? More like, she's patronizing them, she's treating them like retards who are so puzzled by the way the story goes. Do writers put A/N's in the middle of the story? Look around the best writers in that category. Do they place A/N's everywhere? I would accept if Twitch's A/N's were moderated. No, but they screamed very much like, 'I need attention. Give it to me! Ain't I cute?' It's so pathetic.


As for my works...God! Look up the meaning of the following words in the dictionary: PARODY and SARCASM. If you've read the reviews for my story 'For What it Takes', some more intelligent people there REALIZED that it was a parody, meaning, it satirized crappy, amateurish works by IMITATING them. Savvy? If I didn't get that across to you, maybe you can watch Mad TV or Saturday Night Live. That's where they make fun of people by imitating them.


It just occurred to me that you don't know what 'criticize' means. Honey, you didn't criticize my flame/works/reviews. You just said they suck without even backing your statement up. Unlike my flame (which tells why Twitch's story sucks), your PM to me is one insecure, pointless, irrationally put rubbish. The moment you say that someone's work sucks, you must entail your declaration by giving out the reasons why it sucks. And that, dear, is how a group of words becomes a criticism. I knew it; you're one dumb platypus that eats planktons.


So come on, say that this reply sucks. I know that's the only comeback you're capable of. Say that I don't know English language when here I am, pleading you to grow a brain and use the language correctly. If you're so good and you're so much better than me, why don't you ask Twitch to, like, have you as her beta-reader. Then again, you yourself can't use an apostrophe so there's no use.


For the record, I can give you a link to some people's first stories that DON'T suck. That's because they knew grammar when they first uploaded their fics. Evidently, you and your friend are among the unfortunate group of people who suck the first time around. Too bad.


4) And I very much want to ask why she would call her best friend ignorant and hypocritical. To my mystification, she calls Twitch her best friend. Lady, have you no friends or what? Don't you know what 'friend' is?


And oh, didn't you say you encourage me to flame Twitch? Then why, oh why, did you tell me that if I don't like the story (which apparently is the case), then DON'T read it? Are you stupid or a fetus? You CAN'T flame people if you haven't read their stories. Please, don't ask me to do one thing and then simultaneously ask me to do another, which is an entirely different thing. Ha! You're so stupid. You don't even know that flames are meant to be rude. You probably just haven't heard of the term constructive criticism. I really pity you now. BAKA!

The Omen (The Attention Whore is born)

You guys won't believe this. In ffn is a writer more profoundly pathetic than anyone you have flamed. She likes attention and her desire is eating away her existence. You must give her attention and deceive yourselves in thinking that she is the cutest being ever! Her name is Chaotic Deception and her A/N's in her stories are enough to blow away the anti-christ.

Hey Chaotic Deception,
check out your A/N's, they're pathetic. Is this an attempt to look cute? As expected, you only write for reviews..."I need 5 reviews to upload blah blah"

Man, you are pathetic.
You think it's cute, don't you? It's NOT.

The italicized words are Chaotic Deception's A/N's in her stories.

do you guys have any cookies?


Tell you what, it's not cute, it's embarassing. Didn't your parents give you any attention? Well, I'm giving you now so that you'd shut up.


Oh this is a winner, a pathetic excuse to seem funny:


Imagine that I put a disclaimer.


Look, no one's gonna be fascinated with this so you could've just written a disclaimer. It's as easy as typing 'I do not own the Final Fantasy series'. But being the attention whore that you are, you had to write "Imagine that I put a disclaimer." Why do I say that you're pining for attention? Because you had to go out of your way to type unusual things so that people would notice you. I, for one, noticed you. Of course, attention whores are easy to spot. But I have to give you props because you're the worst case.

And another one:


Now it’s May 14yh. I put the Y there on purpose.

Honestly, are you that desperate to give out a certain impression? For the nth time, you're not cute. What you're doing is not cute either. We know that that 'y' there is a typo, no need to be all fuzzy. But you want attention so you're saying that you put that on purpose because it looks better. Okay, then you did that on purpose did you have to say that? Oh, I forgot, you are an insufferable effing attention whore so you have to explain yourself when NO ONE is asking.


Oh! There's another one!:

Now my average is 200o words a chapter! Oops, that’s an O not a 0.


You know it's easier to just replace o with 0...but no, your pathetic self must think of a more tedious way in order to shove it to your readers' faces that you've committed a typo, it's understandable and forgiveable that you typed o instead of 0 and people wouldn't mind. But you WANT them to mind. For you, every little attention matters as though the world will crumble if someone ignores you once. Pathetic.


Oh my! I guess this will never end!:


Read. Review. Become a plumber.


Talking nonsense deliberately to seem, surprise, cute. Sorry, it doesn't work.


Okay this is not funny anymore, your insatiable need for attention is driving me to boredom. Another one for you guys!:

Yup.

Edited.

Rewritten.

Sora... Sorta.

Read.

Review.

Cake.

Short chapter..."


*sarcastic* Oh my God! What's "cake" doing there! The author is so cute and cool and she's obviously NOT desperate for attention! Cutie cutie you! You know, inserting random words all of a sudden, that's like so out of this world! I can't get enough of her! And you first typed 'Sora' instead of 'Sorta', how carelessly cool and cute! You could have just inserted 't' somewhere but you are so artistic when it comes to attention-gathering so you added an ellipsis and typed the entire correct word!


Oh you don't wanna write author's notes but you would write trying-hard-to-look-cute-and-cool pathetic things. Yeah right. Whatever you say, attention whore. We all get it so please, for the sake of humanity, enough already. Here goes another one:

I don’t wanna write an authors note.

This was taken from Jak II Sortoff.

Last couple of chapters.

(B) Beauty (G) Gasser (D) Don Patch

Read.

Review.

I LIKE NINJA STARS!

Become a Plumber.



"Become a Plumber" "Eat Pie"... Those are very random and cool and cute!



Oh, she also likes to play cool, check this out:


Hope you enjoyed this! If I get TEN REVIEWS I'll do Keira, and someone you would never expect!



And as if we don't know a lot about you, you have to write things about YOURSELF in your A/N:


HIYA PPLS! This is not part of the story. That’s why it is in BOLD letters! Eh, anyway, the chapter names are based on episode names from Chobits. Just thought I’d tell you. Incase you’re all wondering, unlike my attitude, this’ll probably be a really serious story. MAYBE. I haven’t beaten either game this is based on yet, but that’s what the internet is for. Oh, BTW, Tifa is telling this, so no one gets confused. TO CHAPTER ONE! AWAAAAAAY!


Oh, you're so bubbly and your cuteness is driving me insane. You're right, this chappie is so unlike you, it's serious and kinda emotional while you, well, you're so cute even though I haven't seen you in person. We were really wondering what you are like. REALLY. We are SO interested about you because you seem so cute. Your A/N's tell everything. Did I mention that you're cute? And that you're NOT an attention whore?


Oh, I care too much about your fic so thanks for clearing this up. You know, you're so cute and the world revolves around you. So it has made a big difference in my life that you've made it clear that you changed your U/N twice, I thought I was going crazy at first so thanks.:


And no, you’re not going crazy, I changed my U/N Twice before I uploaded this.


Thanks for clearing this one too:


That’s chapter eight. Deal with it.'


I'm sorry but I can't deal with it. I can't believe chapter 8 is done. I'm crying now. Is it really over? It's so hard to deal with. Completely impossible.

Call her Rune

Gosh darn. Would you believe me if I say that I have possibly found a writer who writes worse than anyone I've ever flamed before and anyone whom I'll flame in the future? Or even anyone I haven't flamed yet?


Go here. Read her story.


I'm not going to elaborate. See for yourselves.

Naruto

I don't understand why these idiot fangirls insist on making Mary Sues for Naruto. Or turning Hinata into a goddamn Mary Sue. And thus turning Sakura into this evil untalented mistress of the bog.

WHY?

CAN'T THEY SEE THAT Sasuke is the biggest frickin' Mary Sue of them all. One, he's good-looking. Two, he's talented (supposedly - but if I were asked, I'd bet that Neji or Lee or Kimimaro or even, Sakura is better). Three, he's mysterious. Four, he has a mission. Five, the main character is mysteriously drawn to him.

I just finished reading chapter 309. I know someone who loves Kabuto to bits. Maybe it's me.