Naruto Screwers
Is that you, Mikey? Nice to hear from you.
New costumers waiting to be decimated:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1143461/
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1138194/
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1244455/
I advise you guys to equip yourselves with complete diving gear before you enter the links above: you don’t want to be contaminated with whatever they have. These are Naruto writers, by the way. Just look (if you can manage) at the way they butcher the Akatsuki members. I will post the lovely emails they sent me here, perhaps later. I can't review their works anymore but know this: the blocked cannot be annihilated! For now, feast on. Where is everyone?
posted by betyoulovethat at 1:15 AM
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Where is everybody? It's me, Pollux aka be that as it may...I clicked the links ya know... Godammit Bet You Love That, what the fuck were you thinking? You should've enclosed more realistic warnings such as 'please be equipped with at least twin mac ingrams and an m-16, full-body kevlar suit, 18-liter capacity gas tank,2 gas masks, infinite ammo, a lear jet and a ub-something submarine for retreating purposes and 3 parachutes.
I'll alert strider and ivy okay?
-Pollux
12:10 PM
I checked this blog out and fortunately it had an update. I've reviewed them, hopefully they fall for the bait. I am so in need of this hilarity. Oh well. ^^
12:58 PM
This is one of the author's reply to me, I'm posting the other author's on the next comment. I can't reply just yet, as I'm busy with my thesis, but I'd like to post it for notation's sake. Haha.
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You have received a private message from:
penname: XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1138194/
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Hmm, well lets see, some people forget what happens, and to be honest
why
don't you shut the fuck up. At the end of the day i made it clear i did
not
want flames, i also said i would bite back if anyone started. I think
flamers
are just a waste of space, and who said i was trying to be a poet hmm?
i just
write as i go. AND the fact the story is meant to be a humor fics is
why some
of the characters are OCC, so that answers the how "is this meant to be
in the
naruto catargory" Question and another thing it's "FANFICTION" what
would be
the point in writing them if we can't add or change a few things eh?
And yes i
do FUCKING know that Akatsuki change their hideouts, the one they're at
now is
the man one fuckertard.
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6:15 AM
This is the second author, I can't remember their pennames because they're in XXX-AutHoR-NaMe-XXx. Hahaha. Everybody's loving their fics. ^^
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You have received a reply from the author, Tsubaki Kuragi, regarding
the
review you posted for:
Title: Unexpected Love
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3790530/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1244455/
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Hm...your review is a pathetic attempt at constructive criticism...do
you
even know how to give it properly or do you only complain? Is that your
only
talent? That's kinda sad...you make me truly feel pity for you...and
your sad
excuse for insults...hm...but then if you had half a brain you'd be
able to
point it out or are you just running your mouth? In any case your
review
was...well just pathetic kinda like you and because of that it is
ignored and
tossed aside and oh look at this! DELETE aw...that's what I thought of
it...in
any case no one who reads this is going to care what you think and I
have yet
to edit it yet. Hm...well that's about all I can say to you...I think
my IQ
just lowered a bit just by reading your tiresome complaints...
Ja ne!
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6:17 AM
I just learned that they blocked me. ^^
6:36 AM
ivy, your reviews are amazing although the English language doesn't really possess enough expletives to counter the horror of their works. Jesus crimeny! I'm not really fond of the Akatsuki members. yeah they're interesting but a little overrated but boy, the way these authors fantasize about them (itachi, deidara, sasori, hidan and perhaps even kisame) you'd've thought the characters touched down straight from Hunklandia and haven't had any idea how to murder/assassinate a fucking teddy bear.
The replies are truly fascinating, can anyone get more incensed than that? HAHAHAHAHAHA. I should perhaps provide them a link to this blog. Oh boy. I'm gonna construct flames too!!!!! Death! Death to the unscrupulous cowards of mediocrity!
12:37 PM
Like, fuck, people are really digging their shit. Like, the stories are actually getting positive, though I wouldn't say good, reviews. Like, fuck, I can scarcely bear to think the incompetence that's plaguing the Naruto fandom. SERIOUSLY.
"update soon!"
they might as well be screaming "kill me and do it slowly!"
12:42 PM
http://lesbit.roomforum.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=141
Kill the morons in this site; that's the link of my (Andrenina) profile.
1:40 AM
hey, this would be a nice update on this blog:
Title: Lost Bonds
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2709701/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/559992/
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Keep ignoring my fics dear. Like I avoid gay stories. You love writing
gay
stories, I won't go to your story and say it shucks cause I don't like
gay or
any homosexuality matters. Even how I try to be open minded on that
matter, I
just can't accept it.
I stay in my turf. You stay in yours alright. Go enjoy yourself with
your GAY
stories and don't bother others that doesn't like GAY stories. But if
you
think that I write Mary Sue stories. You are damn wrong. Don't scan the
first
chapter and assume that the character is Mary Sue. Don't be another
BetYouLoveThat, cause she/he really did hell made lots of enemies on
this
site.
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where are you people anyway? :)
9:39 PM
Mistress Wilde is here, Bet.
After two years of hiatus, I’m back for real. I changed my pen name/account/email since I forgot the passwords of the several others. Two years is quite a time.
Damn, but I’m the ultimate personification of boredom right now. I already have everything I want, from passing the college entrance exam to being an honor student (yes, ohsointelligentpersonreadingthis, I’ m bragging. When you’re as bored as I am, you’d do everything to entertain yourself. I’d even read Coelho for the sake of killing time!). I want action. And you know that action = flaming = flamed authors.
A lovely greeting to the people who still can’t figure who I am.
Email me at mistresswilde@yahoo.com. I don’t mind welcomes.
Oh, yeah, update me when you’ve flamed someone new.
4:43 AM
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