Tuesday, June 20, 2006

lookie here...cutey pie...

Check this out guys! I think it's Chaotic Deception writing for her retarded friend xXKairiXx's profile:

Kairi is one of my two best friends. The other one is Bloody Darkness. Kairi's real name is Amanda, and Bloody's real name is Dana.

Kairi likes the song sanctuary.

She likes video games, like kingdom hearts.

She watches shows like avatar, Danny Phantom, and other crap i dont care about. (THIS IS WHERE YOU FAIL TO SOUND COOL. PLEASE, NOBODY CARES IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS MORON'S FAVORITE SHOWS. NO ONE IS ASKING, IF IT ISN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH. PLUS, WOULD YOU REALLY GO AS FAR AS SAYING THIS KIND OF SHIT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JUST SO PEOPLE COULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU? SAYING THAT THE SHOWS SHE WATCHES ARE CRAP...WOW, THAT'S BEGGING FOR SOME ATTENTION, THAT'S LIKE KNEELING IN FORNT OF PEOPLE TO CALL YOU A MEAN-HEARTED FRIEND! HOW PATHETIC.)

We're like, complete opposites in some ways. ('COMPLETE OPPOSITES IN SOME WAYS' IS A CONTRADICTION. IT'S LIKE SAYING, 'A JOKE IS HALF-MEANT BUT IT'S WHOLEHEARTEDLY MEANT'. NO SENSE IN THERE. SORRY. INSTEAD WRITE, 'WE'RE OPPOSITES IN SOME WAYS'. EASY DOES IT.)

But not all ways. (REDUNDANCY. YOU ALREADY SAID 'IN SOME WAYS' ONLY, WHAT'S THE POINT IN SAYING 'NOT ALL WAYS'? QUIT PATRONIZING PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE DIFFERENT IN SOME WAYS, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE DIFFERENT IN ALL WAYS. NOT CUTE.)

She lied about me in my profile! (SO? DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING WHEN YOU'VE BEEN A LIAR ALL ALONG? OKAY, WE BELIEVE THAT YOU READ POTTER AT 6 AND LEARNED HOW TO PLAY PIANO AT 3 AND FROM THEN ON YOU NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING ELSE. YOUR BRAIN DIDN'T GROW THAT'S WHY NOW YOU STILL ACT LIKE A 3-YEAR-OLD.)

She's a lazy bum who refuses to write a story. (AT LEAST SHE COULD SPARE US THE HORROR OF HER CRAP, UNLIKE YOU WHO STILL UPLOAD.)

So i'm stuck typing her one story for her. (OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVED. STOP WRITING. READ INSTEAD SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO FLAME.)

Shit, that's not fair. (STOP IT ALREADY. THIS PROFILE IS ALL ABOUT YOU ALREADY. FOR THE LAST TIME NOBODY IS REMOTELY INTERESTED.)

Yes, i curse a lot. Amanda doesn't. (NO. FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T CURSE A LOT. YOUR MOUTH WOULD PALE IN COMPARISON TO MY FRIENDS' WHO APPARENTLY ARE THE ONES WHO SWEAR A LOT. NO, IT'S NOT COOL. SAYING 'SHIT' DOESN'T MEAN YOU CURSE A LOT; THAT'S JUST YOU WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING UNIQUE ABOUT YOURSELF, WHICH ISN'T IN THE LEAST CUTE. SO YOU COULD GATHER THE ATTENTION YOU NEED YOU'D HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. YOU COULD'VE JUST TYPED, 'AMANDA DOESN'T CURSE A LOT'.)

She's a really nice person. (SHE'S NICE AND YOU'RE BASHING HER? WHAT'S THIS BAD-ASS ACT? YOU THINK YOU'RE CUTE? AGAIN, YOU'RE FAR FROM BEING CUTE.)

She hasa dog named Bella who is awesome! (SO?)

...I found one of her tests once, and she filled in ONE question, which was the bonus question. i was like O.o BAKA! STUPIDO! (AGAIN, BASHING A FRIEND JUST SO PEOPLE COULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. YOU TRY SO HARD TO SOUND MEAN, WHY THE HASSLE? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE YOURSELF? SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE REAL YOU? THE MAIN THING IS, YOU SHOULDN'T SACRIFICE YOUR FRIEND'S REPUTATION JUST SO YOU COULD LOOK GOOD/DIFFERENT/COOL IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. I DON'T EVEN DO THAT TO MY REAL-LIFE ENEMIES. THAT'S LOSER ACT. AND YOUR STATING IT IN THE NET WHERE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN CARE IS JUST WAY BEYOND PATHETIC. YOU NEED HELP.)

I got a 100+ on the same test. (IS THIS AMANDA'S PROFILE OR YOURS? AGAIN, THERE'S NO NEED TO LOOK GOOD HERE BECAUSE IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFILE. PEOPLE WOULDN'T GO HERE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU SO SHUT THE HELL UP. AND WHY DO YOU BRAG SO MUCH ANYWAY? IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT A ONE HUNDRED? OR IS IT BECAUSE NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO YOUR BRAGGING SPREE IN YOUR SCHOOL? I'M GENUINELY SORRY FOR THAT...PEOPLE NOT CARING THAT YOU GOT A 100 ON THAT TEST...SO SAD. NO WONDER YOU WANT ANONYMOUS ATTENTION.)

I studied for around 15 minutes for it. (OH, THE WIND BLOWS SO MIGHTILY. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'D EVEN DECLARE THE SPAN OF YOUR STUDY TIME. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO ALL-OUT AND SAY, 'AMANDA'S SUPER DUMB AND I'M NOT BECAUSE I'M SUPER SMART AND A GENIUS AND I CAN'T GET OVER MYSELF'? OH I KNOW; NOBODY FROM YOUR CLASS PAID YOU SOME ATTENTION WHEN YOU SAID 'I GOT A 100+ ON THE TEST AND I ONLY STUDIED 15 SECONDS FOR IT!' I BET YOUR CLASSMATES WERE JUST LIKE, 'WHAT A BRAGGING MORON!' OKAY, YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, WHAT'S THE NEED TO BROADCAST IT? I KNOW, YOU'RE AN ATTENTION-WHORE. YOU WANT TO BEAT ANGELINA JOLIE FOR THE POPULARITY CONTEST? HUH?)

I dunno why i'm telling you my grades, her grades, or the fact that our school is neurotic because of the psyco principle. (WHAT'S A 'PSYCO PRINCIPLE'? I THOUGHT IT'S 'PSYCHO PRINCIPAL'. RETARDED, RETARDED, RETARDED, RETARDED. I KNEW IT. WHEN YOU LEARNED TO READ POCKETBOOKS AT 6, YOUR READING APTITUDE NEVER IMPROVED SINCE. HENCE NOW YOUR BRAIN AGE IS STILL 6. AND OH, YOU'RE FLAUNTING YOUR GRADES BECUASE YOU WANT ATTENTION, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SAY 'OH, SHE'S SO SMART', TO WHICH THEY CAN ONLY SAY FUCK YOU RETARD.)

Back to Amanda.

She's the same age as i am. (SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE SAID THIS WAY ON THE START?)

She's really a dino from the dino planet in my starfox game. (NOT CUTE.)

I'm really starfox. (THE PUN'S NOT CUTE. LESS CUTE.)

I'm gonna call her now. (WHO CARES?)

Her best friend, Byrel

Okay, that's not my real name... I wish it was though. (YOU WISH IT WERE. ARRANGE YOUR GRAMMAR.)


NOW HERE'S MY NON-MST COMMENT:


Okay, it's a profile she wrote FOR her friend but a almost 40% of it speaks about Chaotic Deception herself...


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

This one suggests how much she excels in school:


...I found one of her tests once, and she filled in ONE question, which was the bonus question. i was like O.o BAKA! STUPIDO!
I got a 100+ on the same test.
I studied for around 15 minutes for it.



Oh aren't you pathetic? Carrying your own chair. Did anyone ask you about your score? Like, is Kairi's profile your profile also? So you got 100+, like, was it important to shove it to people's faces that you studied for only 15 minutes? No. You were just being too full of your insecure self. Do you think people would go to Kairi's page to know more things about YOU? Again, no. Again, you're pathetic.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Unvailable, who was also called Chaotic Deception...


BEFORE EVERYTHING ELSE, WHY DID YOU BLOCK BETYOULOVETHAT? I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO RECEIVE A FLAME FROM HIM SO YOU COULD LAUGH? OOOH. WHAT A LOSER. WHAT A COWARD. YOU CAN'T EVEN DIGNIFY YOUR CLAIMS BY STANDING BY THEM. LOSER. LOSER. LOSER.


Chaotic Deception said...
If I'm such an attention whore, then why do you give me attention by posting on this blog? (WE ALREADY TOLD YOU. WE'RE GRANTING YOUR WISH. YOU WANT ATTENTION, RIGHT? HERE IT IS, LOSER.)

Oh, I'm SO cutesy! Trying to make people laugh is SUCH a way to get attention. (YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH? WHAT KIND OF HUMOR DO YOU HAVE? IT'S NOT FUNNY. YOU ONLY PUSHED ME TO TEARS BECAUSE OF PITY. I PITY YOU.)

But, you all should get a life. If my writing's so bad, why do you read it? Oh, that's right. You couldn't find anything wrong with it, so you had to try hurting my feelings with the 'A/N's of Hell' crap. (PREDICTABLE. THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A GOOD REBUTTAL. AS FOR NOT FINDING ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOUR STORY, KINDLY READ THE REVIEWS OF MY DEAR BUDDIES, DEATH BY MASAMUNE AND THESAURUS GRILL. THEY SHOULD SUFFICE.)

NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR'S NOTE. SO WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT I PUT IN IT!? (NO ONE READS THEM? I THOUGHT YOU PUT THOSE AUTHOR'S NOTE TO MAKE YOUR READERS LAUGH? IF YOU KNOW NOBODY READS A/N'S IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHY BOTHER TO WRITE THEM? CONTRADICTING YOURSELF AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?)

Oh, I ask for reviews. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! (YAWN. PLOPPED SARCASM. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU JUST DON'T ASK FOR REVIEWS; YOU DEMAND THEM, WHICH IS RUDE AND CHILDISH AND RETARDED. THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES YOU UPLOAD YOUR STORIES IS THE REVIEWS. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CHEAP THA IS? IT REFLECTS YOU SO WHATEVER, YOU AND YOUR STUPID A/N'S COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER.)

I only ask for reviews to know that my stories are being appreciated. Which they are. (OH, NO ONE IS SAYING THAT YOUR FIC IS NOT APPRECIATED BY MORONS LIKE YOU. IF YOU'VE READ YOUR PATHETIC REVIEWS, NO ONE HAS MADE AN IN-DEPTH REVIEW. ALL THOSE MORONS ARE SAYING IS CRAP LIKE 'KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK' OR 'UPDATE SOON' WHICH ARE SO BLAND, STUPID AND POINTLESS THAT IT ONLY MAKES US THINK THAT THEY JUST WANT THEIR STORIES TO BE REVIEWED BY YOU IN RETURN. THEY SCRATCH YOUR BACK, YOU SCRATCH THEIRS. THE THING IS, YOU DON'T WRITE WELL, WHICH IS WHY NOBODY'S TELLING YOU THAT YOUR STORY IS WELL-WRITTEN. DOES IT HURT TO BE MEDIOCRE?)

(Imagine that I put a disclaimer.)

Incase you guys didn't notice, most of those A/N's are in a Bobobo fic. Bobobo is about as random as an anime can get. (WHAT IS 'INCASE'?. WELL DEAR, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, YOU CAN'T SEPARATE WORDS CORRECTLY.)

I thought, "Well, shouldn't the authors' note fit the show and the story?". (NO. BECAUSE AN AUTHOR'S NOTE IS CALLED US SUCH BECAUSE IT SHOULD COMPLY WITH THE AUTHOR'S ATTITUDE. NOT WITH THE CATEGORY UNDER WHICH THE FIC IS NUMBERED.)

I guess not! (PLEASE DO.)

(And no, you’re not going crazy, I changed my U/N Twice before I uploaded this.)

Well, did it ever occur to you that I didn't tell anyone that I changed my username? (OF COURSE IT DID. BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT 'STATING THE OBVIOUS'? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T STATE THE OBVIOUS. WHAT READERS REMEMBER USUALLY IS THE TITLE OF THE STORY, NOT YOUR USERNAME.)

(That’s chapter eight. Deal with it.)

Oh, wow. That has got to be the most attention grabbing piece of writing in existence! (I AGREE. SUCH AN ATTENTION-GRABBING QUIP. TRYING TO SOUND KICK-ASS, HUH? DOESN'T WORK. DOESN'T MAKE YOU LESS LAME TO ME.)

NOT.

How is saying 'That's chapter eight. Deal with it.) either cute of attention grabbing? (Acts 'Cute')Oh, oops! I put an F instead of an R! (I DON'T GET THIS...AT ANY RATE, STOP TRYING TO SOUND KICK-ASS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DUMB AND LAME.)

Okay, so maybe my author notes are bad. But why, OH WHY, do you care? (WE DON'T CARE. WE JUST LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. HEY DIDN'T YOU IMPLY THAT YOU'RE A GENIUS? WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE A MORON? JUST CURIOUS. I DIDN'T KNOW A PERSON CAN TALK SO STUPIDLY AND YET PRETEND TO BE A GENIUS. MAYBE YOUR BRAIN SHRANK AND SHRANK THE MOMENT YOU TURNED 8. I DUNNO.)

Tee hee! I LOVE pink, and ponies, and dresses! I talk on the phone ALL night long! My boyfriend is super hunky! Tee Hee!

(Sigh) That's what I would act like if I was acting cute. (HOW DO YOU KNOW? ARE YOU A PSYCHOLOGIST? IS SAYING THAT THE ONLY PROOF OF ONE'S ATTEMPT TO LOOK CUTE? IF YOU THINK SO, YOU'RE GRAVELY MISTAKEN. WAKE UP. YOU TRIED TO LOOK CUTE WITH ALL YOUR AWKWARD 'BECOME A PLUMBER--WHO HAS A COOKIE' CRAP. IF YOU ASK ME THOSE ARE NOT ATTEMPTS TO MAKE THE READERS LAUGH. THOSE ARE JUST WORDS BEGGING TO BE NOTICED.)

I don't have any more time to waste on morons like you. (YOU'RE THE MORON. TEE HEE.)


Lastly: Before I forget, I'd like you to see how much you just embarrassed yourself at: http://betyoulovethat dot blogspot dot com slash 2006 slash 06 slash lookie-herecutey-pie dot html

4:29 AM

 
Blogger Celestial Maiden said...

better than shakespeare,

Gee thanks for butchering her comments. I was planning to do the same thing myself (with a little help).

Anyway, regarding Bet's latest blog two words: backstabber and attention whore.

To Chaotic Deception (if you ever regained the guts to read this blog): the world is not a pleasant place sweetie, there would always be people who will attack you so get used to it.

6:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, pals, I'd like to divert your attention to these bimbos' screen names, which are:

-Chaotic Deception
-Compulsive Twitch


Which follows this structure:-

Adjective + Noun

Their screen names singularly scream for attention, if you guys notice, a chaotic deception is what this pathetic girl trying to hoist and it is like an enigma that the latter screen name follows this structure and projects some kind of mental image about something majestic or something important.

See--Chaotic Deception and Compulsive Twitch--how these names are craving for our attention?

How lame.

11:48 PM

 
Blogger Celestial Maiden said...

I'd like to see it more as someone who is so inconsistent of what she is saying. One moment she would say that it's ok to have her friend flamed then next moment she blocks Bet You Love That. Ok maybe inconsistent is too nice how about hypocrite?

To death by manasume, my thoughts exactly. They think having a username like that attracts attention, making them think that people would be intrigued by who they are....not really.

7:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I classify Chaotic Deception as being an attention-whore AND the greatest backstabber in the world. She is supposed to be xXKairiXx's friend, but what did she do? Oh, she trashed her pal. She feigned to defend xXKairiXx, but actually she just made it an excuse so she'd be the one to sound COOL! Oh, totally lousy.

P.S. Bet, I just wanna ask if you think TOO MUCH feminism's a complete load of crap. I've seen a forum in ffnet that's currently in a debate with femme fatales opposed to slutty-thingy. And by any chance, do you know a certain Fiamme?

2:02 AM

 
Blogger Wowie said...

Really off-topic post, but I've come across this link from fanficrants@lj

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1012035/

And I quote the author: "MY Goal in life- to write a story that everyone goes all balistic with anger over, but they dont insult my grammar or humor."

Do you know this guy? (I'll assume it's a guy) He's getting a bit popular with all they bashing of yaoi-fangirls :O

8:02 PM

 

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