The Omen (The Attention Whore is born)
You guys won't believe this. In ffn is a writer more profoundly pathetic than anyone you have flamed. She likes attention and her desire is eating away her existence. You must give her attention and deceive yourselves in thinking that she is the cutest being ever! Her name is Chaotic Deception and her A/N's in her stories are enough to blow away the anti-christ.
Hey Chaotic Deception,
check out your A/N's, they're pathetic. Is this an attempt to look cute? As expected, you only write for reviews..."I need 5 reviews to upload blah blah"
Man, you are pathetic.
You think it's cute, don't you? It's NOT.
The italicized words are Chaotic Deception's A/N's in her stories.
do you guys have any cookies?
Tell you what, it's not cute, it's embarassing. Didn't your parents give you any attention? Well, I'm giving you now so that you'd shut up.
Oh this is a winner, a pathetic excuse to seem funny:
Imagine that I put a disclaimer.
Look, no one's gonna be fascinated with this so you could've just written a disclaimer. It's as easy as typing 'I do not own the Final Fantasy series'. But being the attention whore that you are, you had to write "Imagine that I put a disclaimer." Why do I say that you're pining for attention? Because you had to go out of your way to type unusual things so that people would notice you. I, for one, noticed you. Of course, attention whores are easy to spot. But I have to give you props because you're the worst case.
And another one:
Now it’s May 14yh. I put the Y there on purpose.
Honestly, are you that desperate to give out a certain impression? For the nth time, you're not cute. What you're doing is not cute either. We know that that 'y' there is a typo, no need to be all fuzzy. But you want attention so you're saying that you put that on purpose because it looks better. Okay, then you did that on purpose did you have to say that? Oh, I forgot, you are an insufferable effing attention whore so you have to explain yourself when NO ONE is asking.
Oh! There's another one!:
Now my average is 200o words a chapter! Oops, that’s an O not a 0.
You know it's easier to just replace o with 0...but no, your pathetic self must think of a more tedious way in order to shove it to your readers' faces that you've committed a typo, it's understandable and forgiveable that you typed o instead of 0 and people wouldn't mind. But you WANT them to mind. For you, every little attention matters as though the world will crumble if someone ignores you once. Pathetic.
Oh my! I guess this will never end!:
Read. Review. Become a plumber.
Talking nonsense deliberately to seem, surprise, cute. Sorry, it doesn't work.
Okay this is not funny anymore, your insatiable need for attention is driving me to boredom. Another one for you guys!:
Yup.
Edited.
Rewritten.
Sora... Sorta.
Read.
Review.
Cake.
Short chapter..."
*sarcastic* Oh my God! What's "cake" doing there! The author is so cute and cool and she's obviously NOT desperate for attention! Cutie cutie you! You know, inserting random words all of a sudden, that's like so out of this world! I can't get enough of her! And you first typed 'Sora' instead of 'Sorta', how carelessly cool and cute! You could have just inserted 't' somewhere but you are so artistic when it comes to attention-gathering so you added an ellipsis and typed the entire correct word!
Oh you don't wanna write author's notes but you would write trying-hard-to-look-cute-and-cool pathetic things. Yeah right. Whatever you say, attention whore. We all get it so please, for the sake of humanity, enough already. Here goes another one:
I don’t wanna write an authors note.
This was taken from Jak II Sortoff.
Last couple of chapters.
(B) Beauty (G) Gasser (D) Don Patch
Read.
Review.
I LIKE NINJA STARS!
Become a Plumber.
"Become a Plumber" "Eat Pie"... Those are very random and cool and cute!
Oh, she also likes to play cool, check this out:
Hope you enjoyed this! If I get TEN REVIEWS I'll do Keira, and someone you would never expect!
And as if we don't know a lot about you, you have to write things about YOURSELF in your A/N:
HIYA PPLS! This is not part of the story. That’s why it is in BOLD letters! Eh, anyway, the chapter names are based on episode names from Chobits. Just thought I’d tell you. Incase you’re all wondering, unlike my attitude, this’ll probably be a really serious story. MAYBE. I haven’t beaten either game this is based on yet, but that’s what the internet is for. Oh, BTW, Tifa is telling this, so no one gets confused. TO CHAPTER ONE! AWAAAAAAY!
Oh, you're so bubbly and your cuteness is driving me insane. You're right, this chappie is so unlike you, it's serious and kinda emotional while you, well, you're so cute even though I haven't seen you in person. We were really wondering what you are like. REALLY. We are SO interested about you because you seem so cute. Your A/N's tell everything. Did I mention that you're cute? And that you're NOT an attention whore?
Oh, I care too much about your fic so thanks for clearing this up. You know, you're so cute and the world revolves around you. So it has made a big difference in my life that you've made it clear that you changed your U/N twice, I thought I was going crazy at first so thanks.:
And no, you’re not going crazy, I changed my U/N Twice before I uploaded this.
Thanks for clearing this one too:
That’s chapter eight. Deal with it.'
I'm sorry but I can't deal with it. I can't believe chapter 8 is done. I'm crying now. Is it really over? It's so hard to deal with. Completely impossible.
12 Comments:
Tsch.
Can't deal with it too. The girl is trying to get people to flag this blog so it would be put down. Does it make any difference? We're still going to be here to make your life a lot more difficult, kay?
Tsch.
9:12 PM
Death by Masamune,
Who's trying to get this blog flagged? It wouldn't make any difference. Anyway, have you checked her stories? Her A/n's are pathetic. I think Bet You's being less harsh than usual here, she didn't include the other A/N's.
-Pollux
11:23 PM
You're right. I went to her profile and she's doing it. Oh my, she's hurt. The poor little girl. But shouldn't she be happy that Bet You's pals would definitely give her attention?
11:28 PM
Death by Masamune and everyone else,
I checked on that author's profile after seeing your comments about Bet's blog being flagged. All I can say is: good grief!
If she can't deal with it why don't she stop reading this blog then? That would be just typical of her don't like-don't read mentality being slapped right back at her.
I know I should feel sorry for her, but I can't. She deserves what she is getting.
I didn't check her stories because based on the reviews I've read I might end up getting a severe headache.
Celestial Maiden (too busy to sign in)
9:56 AM
If I'm such an attention whore, then why do you give me attention by posting on this blog?
Oh, I'm SO cutesy! Trying to make people laugh is SUCH a way to get attention.
But, you all should get a life. If my writing's so bad, why do you read it? Oh, that's right. You couldn't find anything wrong with it, so you had to try hurting my feelings with the 'A/N's of Hell' crap.
NO ONE READS THE AUTHORS NOTE. SO WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT I PUT IN IT!?
Oh, I ask for reviews. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
I only ask for reviews to know that my stories are being appreciated. Which they are.
(Imagine that I put a disclaimer.)
Incase you guys didn't notice, most of those A/N's are in a Bobobo fic. Bobobo is about as random as an anime can get.
I thought, "Well, shouldn't the authors' note fit the show and the story?".
I guess not!
(And no, you’re not going crazy, I changed my U/N Twice before I uploaded this.)
Well, did it ever occur to you that I didn't tell anyone that I changed my username?
(That’s chapter eight. Deal with it.)
Oh, wow. That has got to be the most attention grabbing piece of writing in existence!
NOT.
How is saying 'That's chapter eight. Deal with it.) either cute of attention grabbing? (Acts 'Cute')Oh, oops! I put an F instead of an R!
Okay, so maybe my author notes are bad. But why, OH WHY, do you care?
Tee hee! I LOVE pink, and ponies, and dresses! I talk on the phone ALL night long! My boyfriend is super hunky! Tee Hee!
(Sigh) That's what I would act like if I was acting cute.
I don't have any more time to waste on morons like you.
1:48 PM
Pollux and Celetial Maiden,
I read her crap. She's an effing retard. gawd. I had to restrain my guts from spiling at her 'cuteness'. Barf!
Chaotic Deception,
YOU ARE SO DUMB. My answer to you is at Bet You Love That's latest entry.
7:37 PM
Chaotic Deception
Oh, you only ask for reviews so that you'll know if people appreciate your fic huh? You don't ask for reviews, you DEMAND them.
Is saying, "give me 10 reviews and I'll update" a request? Or more importantly, a way of knowing effectively how well your fics go? No. You're forcing them to review you, more like.
And yes, trying to make people laugh is a way to get more attention, you moron. People would read your A/N's more often to read ouns from you, you were aiming for that. Unfortunately, your puns in your A/N's aren't funny, they're embarassingly amateurish.
Yu're writing is bad and we're reading it and by doing so, we are discovering how mediocre your skills in writing are, quite contrary to your claims, you know,all that 'i'm an honor student' crap.
I thought, "Well, shouldn't the authors' note fit the show and the story?".
Well if you haven't noticed, all of your A/N's acream 'attention whore', the ones for the ffvii, jak and daxter and the other one.
And this is something people DON'T usually tell their readers. In fact, it's quite rude. Perhaps you were trying to be cool? Sorry, didn't work.
That’s chapter eight. Deal with it
And can I ask you a few questions? Don't you know that A/N's should be related to the fic? Say, explanations and answers to the readers' comments and queries? Why are you making a diary out of it? Like, do readers care if you're on the phone with your friend Megan doing a story-telling contest? Do they care where you get your corny puns? Did anyone ask you the meaning of 'simultaneously' or 'alternately'?
Your A/N's are so long and apparently, you think people would be fascinated. Just exactly, how much attention do you require to survive another hour? Just asking.
10:24 PM
Oh sorry, that's 'your' not 'yu're'
But I might have done that on purpose so I'd get more attention.
10:27 PM
death by masamune and Thesaurus, AWESOME FLAME. I wish I could make one but hell, you already said everything I wanted to get across.
To the fucking moron there called "Chaotic Deception let's fuck to make me cute":
We're reading your crap because 1) you encouraged Bet You Love That (and therefore the rest of us) to flame you. Remember your PM to her? You said you'd laugh so hard if Bet flamed you, remember? Where's the IQ this time? We can't flame you by NOT reading your fic. Unlike your best friend who flamed Bet without reading her fic but who unbelievably had the guts to write 'U suck at writing' with the word 'you' reduced into that magnet shape. Only illiterate turds like you do that.
2) You really made an air of knowing how to write well, didn't you? Imagine how dissapointed I was when I learned that I wrote better than you when I was 10.
3) We don't subscribe to the shit 'don't like, don't read'. We're masochistic people here. We like torturing ourselves and insulting our intelligence by reading crap, i.e., yours. SO whether we like it or not, we're going to read your shit and say something about it, Understood?
You DON'T ask for reviews. You demand them, which is retarded, immature and insecure. You make hostage of your chapters.You keep on saying that you need this and this amount of review before you upload. It's a lot different from saying 'please review' because the latter obviously doesn't demand, meaning there's no compensation whatsoever. And even so, it only goes to show that you can't judge your OWN work that's why you want reviews, that's why you want others' opinions/attention so bad. Is it because you don't have neough IQ to see that you suck? You're pathetic.
By the way, what in suffering hell is 'Incase'? You've been repeating that again and again. Makes me want to believe you haven't read one single book all your life.
10:29 PM
i dunno what to say, first off, yes i am retarded, in a way i guess. the stuff you say about other people, what is it about anyway? you guys writing better? i dont write stuff, just wanting to read. and yeah all you guys do is pound someone else's work right back to their face. like they didnt have feelings or what not. oh wait, maybe it runs in the family. maybe. *poof*
10:06 PM
Uh, I'd love to check out Chaotic Deception and her stories that seem to have been in popular discussion during the time this blog was written, but unfortunately, no author by that name seems to exist anymore. I don't know if she's changed her name or the FFnet author-search is unreliable, but the fact remains that I can't find her. It sucks that the Slam Dunk fandom has become so passive and boring now. So much so that I wish I was there was there two years ago. :)
4:14 AM
i dunno what to say, first off, yes i am retarded, in a way i guess. the stuff you say about other people, what is it about anyway? you guys writing better? i dont write stuff, just wanting to read. and yeah all you guys do is pound someone else's work right back to their face. like they didnt have feelings or what not. oh wait, maybe it runs in the family. maybe. *poof*
erik gose, you're right. You are retarded. Uh, you mean Strider, Pollux, ivyblue and Bet? Yeah, they could write better than you any day. And if they wanted to declare to the world that they wrote better than cockroaches like whomever it is that you're defending, they'd have done so on their profiles or blogs. You miss the whole concept of 'flaming'. Flaming isn't about how good the flamer is (regardless of how good they actually are), but how crappy and bogus the story is. Judging by your grammar, I would recommend you keep off MS Word permanently. And if it wasn't for the 'flamers', the site would have been saturated with vacuous and cliched stories whose odiousness is only accentuated by their nauseating grammar. Oh, and that feelings thing, I think I should cite you on that: "like they didnt have feelings" Note the didn't (which, by the way, you've written wrongly). You see, 'feelings' are things that can be comprehended by the brain. Those who are deprived of that organ obviously cannot process anything so profound as a 'feeling' inside their empty heads. But they are proud of being imbecilic and retarded, and that's why they retaliate. Also, they're suckers for attention. And so are you!
6:50 AM
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