her gracious weak-minded reply

I knew you were going to pull off something like that because people like you are so predictable. Which was why I didn't bother to write the letter formally. Put in correct tenses or punctuations. Because if I wanted to write a formal letter, I wouldn't waste my time correcting it for you. I let you waste your time writing me a beautiful essay on how not to write a terrible piece of crap. Which by the way, you just wrote. Meaningless shit which I got bored reading from the first paragraph because I already know what you were gonna do. There, so you have already proven what a fantastic writer you are by boring the minds out of readers, then posting up your boring crap online (just to prove you know how to run a blog site whoohoo good for you!) and then letting people die of boredom from reading it as I almost did (so luckily I didn't read the whole thing), because we all know the plot. This little bitch and its love for screwing others, it doesn't get any easier than that. So then, because you write stuff that everybody knows the lousy plot of, you should just review your own work. Since you know that you're a reviewer of crappy works... and now, have discovered that you are also a writer of crappy works. Works well for you doesn't it? Itslikekillingtwobirdswithonestone.

"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving any evidence of the fact."

George Elliot