hum, dee, doo, dum, dumb...

julie-tearjerky, you are apparently unable to process the words that your mind reads. it's not dyslexia although it would be fortunate if it were but from what i gather, it is dementia.
I said: and you're a FILIPINO? shame on you. i've read some fics written by filipinos and a lot of them are good, say Aki Midori, Mifune, Kaara, Night Strider, Foul Fountain of Flies,Castor and Pollux, Kmyth, mrs. rusalki, makasarili, autoxicity, Delusional Lady, Megane-chan, Kaekasu, Archangel Barton, armie santos,goldenflame,mistress KC, dementedchris, wowie, and Cymone.

i am actually holding them to a higher standard because there are several good ones in there. unlike Randy's Possession who seems to be one of the few bad eggs in the prized basket. are you a filipino too? were you upset that you weren't in that list?
and another thing, i'm not the one who misspelled FILIPINOS. it doesn't matter if i'm canadian or danish or russian or kenyan. my flames still hold true. you said that you won't stoop down to my level. i would be hurt if you're the one doing the stooping because i am the one with a proper grasp of the language i'm using. naturally, i'm not hurt because...do you really want me to show you the naked truth? you are butchering the English language. preparatory and crooked is what it is. but you know, i could forget the wrong grammar and awful syntax because most people i know do not have english as their first language. what irks me most (which also leads me to attack the previous flaws because without either of these two, the resulting concoction is a migraine of a gargantuan scale such as your stories) are the deplorable content and dispersed ideas. you're ripping off stuff from writers of your '?exulted?' level. could you spell self-respect? you said you're not mad because of what i told you? then why expend the effort of getting back at me when you can so easily flush the fact of my grim existence down the toilet by just ignoring li'l ol' me? you people are so good at contradicting yourselves. how many times do i have to tell you that that weakens your arguments? see, you made me become redundant!
i have to give props to Celstial_lady...some people are really scared to be corrected. if i were nicer, i'd be beta reading needy people but things being as they are, i only got frustrated. there's a plethora of awful fanfics out there and most of them are beyond repair or dare i say it? salvation. i'll be biting dust long before these people realize that what they're doing is just horrible. desperate times call for desperate measures. one of the sad things that i've learned is that these people are also encouraging each other to write more in a disgusting display of mutual animalistic behavior. like remoras and sharks, no less! only stinkier if there's such a word.
Celestial_Lady, when not in a hurry, i am actually a living, breathing and walking word processor and thesaurus gadget. for all you know, i could be a virus from the year 3000 A.D. if i weren't such a sociopath, i'd like to meet your colleague. anal people are hard to find. one meeting another is nothing short of a miracle.
As for the fic 'For What It Takes.' it really is bad. it is bad on purpose and i'm not fishing for compliments because i wanted to show your reflections in the mirror. although, i must admit, i outdid myself in the randomness of the characters who wrote letters for Maria.
say, some people keep accusing me that i flamed others in order to get reviews. it was a spontaneous thing although i really don't think you'd comprehend that. but even if the opposite were the case, can you tell me truthfully that putting your names on the reviews is not a way of pimping your stories to others? and then you give nice reviews so these people would also feel obligated to give you nice reviews. what hypocrites!
there is another Maria fic in the making but this one's not as deliberately bad as the previous one. tschuss! watch out for that.