Friday, April 29, 2005

ATTENTION: CHELATING COMPOUNDS

I've been e-mailing Chelating Compounds, asking her to visit my humble abode, but I'm not getting any replies. I wonder why. Ascared? Rendered speechless with my shining beauty?
Caffeine, ditto on what you said about KanonA's stories. I'm not even trying to be offensive here. After I followed more closely the war you guys waged, one just has to wonder why she's siding with the moron called Chelating Compounds. It led me to think that she might just want to side with the underdog so between the two of them, there'd be enough attention to go around. I also wonder why I could no longer see that post in LJ that someone pointed me towards. She admitted she was a hypocrite and an idiot but I think she never admitted that very important thing that would explain all the things she did. She's green with envy. The same goes for Chelating Compounds. But anyway, I really think KanonA's forgettable and the only things of interest about her are (1) she sounds so much like the Anonymous poster and (2) she's the only one I know who had corresponded with the delirious and dumb, attention whore Chelating Compounds. Stuff that are good for speculation.
My point is why hasn't Chelating shown up here? Is she trying to get rid of her histrionic behavior? Or does she want to prove us wrong that she's an attention whore?

Chelating Compounds, we just want some of your goddamn affection, er attention.

As for me, my curiosity burns so bright that I'm inclined to present a condition. I'll let her speak first, and for that time, I'll try to suppress all my preconceptions. If there's a misunderstanding that you want to clarify, try to be civil about it. Come on people, from her standpoint caused by the inconsistency and the crudeness of her remarks and actions, even the best MENSA member couldn't argue his way out of it without admitting that he was being a jerk.

Hey, niceness is very difficult for me. I'm an intelligent beautiful ass 99% of the time so don't expect more of this.

The floor is yours CC.

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know why CC is not showing herself, you guys are being insufferably mean. You should put things nicely, like this:


Chelating Compounds, stop crying please and show yourself. We won’t call you attention whore anymore, attention whore. Oh sorry, I don’t know what happened, I probably acquired short-term memory loss, attention whore. Anyway, it’s like this; Chelating Compounds is a fucking bore. I made a bad mistake, my bad. Intelligent people like me and caffeine addict should’ve put our argument mildly because the thin lining of CC’s nonexistent brain is going to shatter like shattered teardrops. Ew, did that make sense? Neither do CC’s flames. Has anyone read her review to Shinra Rukawa? Did she really praise it? I find the review a little too embarrassing though; it makes me think that such little parody would make her extremely joyous, when the kind (excuse me, Shinra) is no longer extraordinary. I remember she said something about ‘expecting too much from good authors’ and then she praised that Mary Sue parody. My point is, the fic itself bashes OC writers; as you can see, we have now a very scant supply of OC fics hence, the fic would hardly pass the message across because as I have said almost nobody makes MS fics now. Thanks to BYLT and his crusade. In other words, we don’t care. I just find it funny that our little Ms. Perfect goody two shoes should delight in such pointless shallowness; if you’d ask me, the fic came too late. The author should’ve done that a long time when this stupid site was still infested with crap like Anne Inspired’s Slam Dunk 2 and Maemi’s Behind the Façade.

I still remember the happy days when caffeine and I used to devastate your review pages, even more so when Chelating Compounds would swoop down like our mom and say, ‘A flame war will not help the author…’ Wahahahaha! It makes me remember my good old times during my not so past childhood. I admire her maternal instincts. The only difference is that my mom is not an attention whore; what a pity she’s not as ethical as our dear heroine chelating compounds is. Caffeine, we’ve been like errant brothers in arms who have been saved by the righteous path of the mother figure after warring against delusional—I mean---ungifted authors. Now I am led to believe that what chelating compounds wants is WORLD PEACE. Why didn’t I see the nobility of her intention before? Why was I so blind? All she wants was to make ffn a better place with a critic goddess (No, that’s not you BYLT, it’s Chelating Compounds, what a surprise). Isn’t that wonderful?


Oh, what a wonderful world…

It’s a song by Louis Armstrong.



My very first comment,
Dorian Ghey

3:33 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Ghey, my man! =)

Yeah. It seems so that Shira Rukawa's parody fiction is the first parody she ever read. Probably I should mail her the links to tons of other parodies; perhaps she would be contented and hence; shut up her angelic mouth. But then again, saying stuff about Chelating Compounds will pilot in cowards to throw sticks at us saying that we are petty for raving in this goddamn blog. CC thinks that parody is fantastic, but she did not see how superior Strider's works, or Ivy's works are (I could have mentioned more writers but I only have read works from that two and a few, err…nope; only two excellent non-yaoi authors). She could not identify anything with real literary integrity in it. And some people want me to show how immaculate I am in writing to qualify me for fucking stupid fics - well, I’m done with fan fiction writing, but if she wants I can mail her criminal profile analyses and reports on dismembered and disemboweled bodies. That are what I’m writing these days.

Hmm…it seems now I have to show her how good I am so she can accept my opinion – I really have nothing to prove. Accept if you want, ignore if you think I’m not worth it. But I can tell you that I’m not an empty tin, I’d written so many gory, horrific stuff in my pre-teens and I have read so many good books in order for me to equip my…err…petty brain. This intelligence is something hard earned, yet self-confidence is another issue. Go out in the world, and you’ll understand.

Oh yeah, Ghey…I’ve put in some sticks in shattered teardrop’s fiction, if she decides to come back at me I need you to back me up. Brothers in Arms – in incandescence. =)

Caffeine-Addict

9:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, BYLT, the thing you said about the beautiful and the dumb being use for reproduction--I don't agree with that. No offense though, 'coz a god with a faultless ass like me would only procreate with intellects - no matter how ugly they are...=(mikey would rip me from limb to limb for this...ahahha)

okay I lied...I did it with a bimbo once, she had perfect ass, but I'm telling you...stupidity is contageous...my senses dulled after that...(or did I overdo it?)...bwahahahahah

Oh yeah...I'm a perverted psychopath...so don't give me another pathetic crap about how ridiculous I am because other than profanity, salaciousness is my second skin..=)

-caffeine-addict

12:57 AM

 
Blogger betyoulovethat said...

nice of you to make an appearance, Mr. Ghey.
Caffeine-addict, i wouldn't know because i haven't experienced it. to be fair, i've seen beautiful and intelligent people like sharon stone and myself (that I see in the mirror everyday) but, geez, the dumbest of the dumb are often good-looking. you might be right about that procreating bit.
a form of entertainment perhaps? maybe convince them that they're doing witty standup comedy but in reality, people would just be laughing at their display of stupidity :P

10:36 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BYLT: Hahahah...you're telling me you're a virgin? That's a shocker...:P

Anyway that shatteredteardrops posted another chapter of her idiotic crap and she still hasn't edited the abysmal first chapter. And smugness infused answer from her, claiming she hasn't committed any grammatical flaws. That made me want to puke my guts.

Won't you guys do something to that recalcitrant idiot? Like back me up or something. I'd appreciate it.

8:52 PM

 
Blogger betyoulovethat said...

Caffeine: Yeah it's a shocker, I'm working on it...hahahaha! No way dude!

I'll have to read Shattered's fic first, don't want to end up like Chelating, flaming the shit out of some fic without reading

I doubt it if there's not a single grammatical error in that, everyone makes mistakes. She really said something like that? That's a mouthful, and the fact that it came from a writer like her, well, I'll see to that.

9:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehheh...now we're talking. =)

And where the hell is Ghey? I feel like going medieval. Perhaps I should make meself a blog so that can curse and swear at all these idiotic fictions, hahahah. But then the point of flaming is to have people reading it.

Ivy had been quiet. Wonder what had happened to him.

All these stupid quarreling is heating up my ass,it's affecting my life. You know how faultless my life is, having something that is perfect only on the outer shell, candy to the eyes. So sometimes this hostility I never showed to my...say...moralistic fuckhead family surfaces, they got really freaked to their pancreas and they said I should be sent to a sanitarium again...bwahahha...Man, I hate Morality...

4:33 AM

 
Blogger thePOISONbrewer said...

caffeine-addict: i'm recuperating from excessive smoking; now that i feel better i'm all ready with flames (or anything with regards to that) and maybe i'll review that darn shatteredteardrops. later.

7:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

caffeine, dear brother, i find it hard to give even the lowliest comment to shatteredteardrops' fic as of now. If truth be told, the grammar is much better compared to shierri's abnormal English but the plot? Aw, honestly, is a horrendously out of character Rukawa is the best she could come up with? What a stupid recalcitrant(okay, that's your word)lout she makes.

8:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivy:, you're ill for excessive smoking? Man. I envy you.I wonder why I never got ill, I don two boxes of 20's everyday.=)

Is that you, Ghey? Yeah, that bastard is always out of character in RuHarus. Haruko is a self-insert. I'm amazed Ivy could finish reading all chapters, 'coz the 1st chapter itself is enough to abominate me. And their trends these days is to announce in the summary of Rukawa OOCness, a pathetic justification for their horrendousness.

12:44 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah that’s me above.

That fic is tedious, you see, she loves that fic that’s why she keeps uploading.

Hey Bet You, Caffeine and all of you who give a damn, I’m sorry I don’t have a blog, someone has used my name before in this blog and that fucking incompetent louse doesn’t even know how to speak Basic English. What a disgrace for my name. I think you can spot the real me right?

If you’re wondering what I’m up to, well, I’ve been fixing papers for my enrollment in some university and enrollments in this country is no better than concentration camps. Of course the administration would see to it that the enrollment would take place during the hottest month of the year, April and May, and the hottest time of the day, 12 pm onwards so that by the end of the day you’ve burned even your hair fats. The sight of asphalt roads alone exhausts me.

And Caffeine, you’re tired of morality? Guess what, this school I’m entering requires 13 units of Theology and that includes 4 ethics subjects. Talk about torture. They’re thrusting such in our brains and it doesn’t make any difference once we’re out of the classroom. Whatever, it’s not like I can do anything about it.

You guys smoke? Watch out for Chelating Compounds, she might tell you off.




Dorian Ghey

10:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, sorry Ghey, I haven't noticed your reply because I was busy attending an idiot on a lesson of hostility. Yeah, the coward who posed as you is obviously a pathetic loser, how can someone whose English proficiency is as equal to my liitle bro claims as you? :)

Anyway, I wish you luck with your enrollment. I had hard times when I did that some years ago. I just wish I'd get sick from these nicotine and caffeine addiction, but somehow, someone up there loves me. I'm such a god.:)

And if ever CC decides to lecture me on smoking hazards, I'll smoke her...ahahahah..

5:09 AM

 
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7:03 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahhaha

Some imp made me want to spew...=D

"Don't bother, you're not even allowed..."

hahahhaah

as if we don't know already that she's a morbid imp slash hobgoblin...what's the use of us to check on her? Hahhahha

What an imp... =D As if reading her inconsistent, trying-too-hard-to-sound-noble-slash-intelligent journals is fun, it is capable of aphixiating me, like when I read her story, trying too hard to sound poetic...end up sounding like a fangirl...she should write a RuOC coz I can't see the relevance of Sakuragi in her fiction with Inoue's Sakuragi...and doesn't she have a puny sense of humor?...yet she has the audacity to accuse Julie's fiction is retarded in its effort to sound poetic...and BTW, is Scary Movie the only movie she watched?

lamentable or laughable...

Pick one out...

hahhahahahahahahah

3:13 AM

 
Blogger aria said...

Caffeine Addict,


You actually read her stories? You are one masochistic martyr. Darn, i started reading hers and I almost fell asleep. Read my flame for Julie Tearjearky's sadness and it also applies to her, of course I didn't know it at first, but it turned out that Julie is not the only one. How sad...


And of course, you can't be poetic or humorous if you don't read good books or watch substantial movies. Obviously, Scary Movie has no substance whatsoever. So i guess there's no use trying to be poetic, it would surely be of no effect.



Pollux

5:57 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pollux: I'm addicted to pain actually. I wondered if she is as good as she seems because she criticizes RuOCs and says stuff like how the OC writers are writing cliches. Being a belligerent scum I am, I have to read those excruciatingly painful stories (which gives me pleasure) so that if in the future any of those imps decides to wage a war against me, I'd have enough knowledge to chastise them. Hahahah

12:54 AM

 
Blogger aria said...

Caffeine Addict: hahaha! but you wanna know what's even more painful than reading fics like that? it's reasoning out with hopeless dummies like ________. you know, people who claim that logic is no longer necessary if it gets too tough, people like ________. Stupid fuck. you see, they defend themselves by deviating from the main argument and it would be excrciating to take put things in the right direction and when you've finally succeeded in doing so, they'd drop in something like 'there were no white lies in the beginning...' making you the the slow learner. fuck that.

and when people are 16 years old, they don't write like that. this goes to all ya 16 year-old wankers.

crap, there are lots of people like that in ffn and i have seen the worst case lately, in this blog, you know what i mean.


by the way, where the fuck did everybody go? Bet You? Dorian? Mikey? Ivy? Strider? Celestial?

9:35 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have no idea where they are. Mikey's pretty occupied with semester's registration, I think. But if there is one I really wonder of his whereabouts, it's Dorian Ghey. =)

Anyway, twerps just don't die so...Now I actually think that BYLT is right about Chelating Compounds and Ms. Imp's similarity, though it is rather late to bring it up. I used to think that she's smart, but now I realize a lot of things, since I've conducted tons of reading lately, and encountered new patterns.

Fuck my anthropology test back then, I didn't even have time to check my grammar and typos. =)

You're right. With the small amount of wisdom she has, she should not have brought up arguments about 'needlessness of logics' if she didn't have a whit of clue about it.

She made me cringe with disfuckingbelief.

11:42 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Chelating Compounds:

I just read your work and I've now summed up everything that really need to say.

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

1:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

old guy from east pao, whoever you are; I love you.

Now back to relevant issue,

The imp wages another war with me and I'm giving her the time of her life. Check out my profile for a message to her and her profile in which she sent a message to me.

3:31 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a message to KanonA imp in disguise of a 16-year-old.


Listen, you stupid little twerp. You criticize people but don't want to be criticized yourself.

I've been to my past uploads, and indeed, there are the flaws of tense confusion. Behold the imperfection. You're a hypocrite if you should bark about them. I will remedy them in my own time, so shut up.

Please. You tell tales on how I've been taking away your right to review, but what are you doing up there? But you have the great bravery to criticize people about grammar, characterization et al. You post your crap in there, everybody has the right to criticize it. Do you know how daft you sound? And isn't 'bark' is originally my word for you? Why did you have to tell lies to everyone? You're not waging a war? You're so desperate on proving your inanity huh?

You expect OC fictions to be flawless, yet you give warning that your crap is unedited. Here's my message for you. You write in mediocrity, and you're no better than all the OCs you've criticized/flame. Don't tell me to shut up because you didn't shut your hole too. And don't brag to me or anyone of your saintly-self, 'coz you're one devilish little imp, and I'll reveal that to everyone if you want to retain your pigheadedness, because you're fucking despicable.

4:56 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because you said you love me, I actually tried (ahem - tried) to review KanonA, which was a big mistake on my part seeing as how she is ...erm... unreviewable. So I just left her a number of personalized insults - all free of charge.

This bitch/bastard/psycho is back with a vengeance.

6:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

beautiful ass yeah right!! I bet its UGLY and FAT!!

7:43 AM

 

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