pisser offer

There are many things that I hate in life. For one, I hate stories that stink worse than crap. For another, I hate the arrogant authors of these stories that stink worse than crap.

But none pisses me off more than ungrounded accusations. There's a BarbaraChowChang who's impersonating Danielle Salazar Malfoy and is flaming other people. DSM after being e-mailed by the flamee, told the flamee that I am the one impersonating her. Tell me, with the harshness of my comments, should it even be necessary for me to impersonate another in order for me to not lose face?

And you bastard, I know that I know you because I've only been circulating the e-mail to my buddies. Can you please leave me out of this? This is like some stupid "Scream" movie. Corny and annoying.

Of course, I wouldn't put it past DSM's abilities to impersonate herself (paradox?) and try to make me look like the bad guy so I can be taught a lesson. I'm not accusing her though. I'm merely suggesting the possibility.

Am I the only meanie around here? I think not.

I think not at all. Hey Jojo/Dumb and Dumber! You're one helluva a meanie. Kudos to ya for saying what you think. We can play South Park and you can be Cartman and I'll be Kyle or I'll be Cartman and you'll be Mr. Garrison (without Mr Hat 'cos he's one murderous sonuvabiatch). Gawd, your reviews made me laugh especially that bit about lying after Christmas. Spread the love baby, spread the love.

And fuck you all who intend to tell me to fuck myself for encouraging this kind of behavior.