drunk ladies and manners

Drunk lady has kindly made the following review for yours truly:
A fanfic dedicated to me? Nah… I’m certainly NOT honored nor happy about your fic. You know why? Because this is just a piece of TRASH. Why don’t you try printing your fics and wipe it on your sorry ass.
One more thing, I made a mistake by saying that you are perfect, coz the truth is, you just flatter yourself by thinking that you are perfect, yet, you’re just a bragging crazy know-it-all BITCH.
And don’t you ever flame on Randy’s Obsession’s works. Your talent in writing is absolutely NOTHING compared to hers. And your fanfic? It will look like shit when put side by side with Randy’s Obsession’s worst work. DUH.
And don’t make a fool out of yourself that you are a good writer. Actually, you’re the worst I’ve seen. I mean, what’s the point of writing Mary Sue fics? Did it change anything? No. There are still thousands of OC writers here in and you can’t do anything to control them. You’re just wasting your time and by that, I can say that you are STUPID.
I tried to be nice to you but you wasted everything. You don’t deserve my first letter. You deserve a series of FUCKs, SHITs, ASSHOLEs, BUMs and AIRHEAD’s. And don’t ever think of replying to my review coz I can’t bear another letter from a hopeless freak like you.

P.S.
You know what, you’re just using your excellent vocabulary to put some spunk on your story. The reality is that, your stories are hollow. And they suck.

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> notice how angry the sender is that she didn't notice how utterly presumptuous she's being. she presumes that i haven't written anything besides the stuff in FFN. i haven't posted more of my decent stuff yet because i'm too busy flaming the incorrigible (you) and the insufferable (you and the rest of the angry mob). also, it's really funny how ill-bred people resort to such language when genuinely insulted. pain sometimes make people do very unwise things. anyhow, it's boring how people challenge me to write and then deny my greatness, be it my excellent vocabulary or my plain mockery of the truth. i don't think i deserved your mail at all. no one needs to be subjected through horrific means of communication. i am appalled. don't try too hard to come up with such witty remarks. you fail miserably with the effort. and it pains me to be reminded of your existence.
who asked you to be nice to me anyway? i certainly didn't beg for it.
for your benefit, i kindly ask you to refrain from saying things like 'DUH' because it's a daft American expression. while ashton kutcher may have snagged the luscious Demi Moore, i'm sure his being DUH doesn't help him win over arguments.
i don't see how a series of expletives could possibly affect me. i tell the teapot the same thing everyday and it doesn't crack. while there may still be legions of undying OC writers and lovers out there, i could hardly say i'm being stupid by flaming them because i am obviously affecting you so much that you came up with a comeback as lame as Barney, the purple dinosaur. it's a sound and well invested effort to show you the truth.
how sure are you that you are not being partial when you told me that i'm the worst writer you've ever seen? don't you think it's amazing how amusing i think your repartees are? i don't get insulted or hurt because i know the extent of my capabilities. i don't have to prove it because i know very well where i stand. it just so happens too that i also know where you and your kind stand.
as a side note, there's nothing wrong with being a know-it-all as long as one has what it takes. i do but you don't have to believe me because you are suffering from a very deep pain in your heart borne of insecurity and i don't know what else, your parents ignoring you. you can't stand to be corrected. writers shouldn't have this kind of weakness if they are going to be writers at all. why do you think there are critics and editors?

on a less intelligible note by aLexIa_69 (rayuu77@hellokitty.com):
::U SAID YER SUCH A GOOD WRITER..YET YER ONLY "COMPARING" YERSELF TO THESE AMATEURS HERE IN FFN...HOW PATHETIC... & TO THINK THAT MOST "AUTHORS" HERE ARE MERELY KIDDOS WHO R JUS TRYIN TO KILL THE TIME...WHY NOT FLAME OR BETA-READ THE WORKS OF ROBERT LUDLUM, OR STEPHEN KING, OR ANNE RICE, GAYLE LINDS, & OTHER MASTERS OF THE BEST-SELLING NOVELS AROUND D'GLOBE... NOW, THAT SHOULD REALLY BE A *REAL* CHALLENGE, AYT?::

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you know what? i actually see mistakes from the books of stephen king, michael crichton, neil gaiman, clive barker (especially in Coldheart Canyon where I actually had to mark my book) and anne rice. it's not their fault but their editors'. shame, isn't it? it's just too much effort to write them to tell the publishers to republish their books. being a kid doesn't have anything to do with it. i was a kid once and i couldn't remember writing stuff so abysmally. they shouldn't be killing time. they should be killing themselves.
you have hurt me by your unhealthful use of ellipses. disgusting really.