Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Caffeine-addict is gonna have a field day

Here's what the tide brought in. Another self-righteous dickwad who couldn't get the title of this blog. By the way, he/she's also someone who ironically can spare enough time and effort to lecture me - a total stranger - about getting a life. Now, where have I seen this before? Is this deja vu? The feeling that this has already happened before is deja vu, the feeling that this has already happened before...

Apparently, I missed this.

The comment is as follows (if you're too lazy to click it):

Anonymous said...
BLOG HOPPING BROUGHT ME IN A FLAMER'S PLAYGROUND

kid, well atleast you sound like one... what's with the flaming shit? Lemme guess, you're one of those insecure freaks in real life ei... who's existence is pretty much ignored. Hmmm, i'm thinking here on the net you get together with some of your other flaming friends who can't get enough of themselves because that's all they're good for.

I must admit that your blog is amusing...Mary is now a STAR, what is that? C'mon kid the "on the net I'm somebody" act is right next to "on the net I can be a perv" and "on the net I'm a goddamn girl, in real life I'm BUTCH." Anyhow, you're a sad waste of talent...If you get shot down in real life the same way you do to people here, i wouldn't be surprised...haha as if I'll know.

All you do is burst all the bubbles that don't reflect your prism... Have you ever actually done something to authenticate yourself around these parts? Sigh, your flaming is worth .0000000000001 if it does nothing but ruin others for sake of building your self.

NOw I know you're goin to either delete this or flame it... go ahead. If you want to humiliate my grammar no problem, I admit that I'm not that particular with syntax and my typing is a bit screwed up most of the time... so what? Get a life puhleez.


--end of message

Dude, you can go on ahead saying that kind of stuff about me but you already mentioned the truth, you'll never know what I'm like in real life so just imagine some hairy fatso with a belly that shames that guy from Christmas if that's what floats your boat. The problem is that I haven't been able to update for a really long while because damn it, I do have a life which prevents me from flaming all day long. What can't you get about the following statement?

I HATE IDIOTS.

Fact is, they'll just keep on getting on as idiots until someone gives 'em a wake-up call. But just to let you know, you're doing the same thing to me that I'm doing to the idiots. Except of course, I'm not the idiot in either equation. You're telling me that I get something from crushing other people's egos but isn't what you're trying to do to me, by principle, the same? Your success is questionable though because I've already encountered several people like you and you have yet to make a dent on my thick, horny hide.

To my flaming friends:
I don't know what to say. Will this suffice? I've got better things to do than blog-hopping? Like perfecting my grammar because that's what I study in the university?

But I doubt if the righteous one will appear again.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt that this shithead would understand so I might as well add to it. You may falsify your pattern however you like in hope that I don't recognize you but this stuff is what I do everyday besides flaming so in my part, it's getting tiring explaining to you but fuck knows I love idiots--they make my day a lot more convivial, but there is this one idiot who reigns the throne of my heart. I'm beginning to think that my flames to her had screwed up her brain 'coz she keeps coming just to tell us gods and goddesses to get lives, either that or she is thirsty for my attention. The capitalized first sentence is indeed an intent on deception, and the grammatical mistakes are deliberate. Learn machinations from its masters, why won't you. If you have read enough boks maybe you'd be able to actually devise something more convincing than 'I was blog-hopping and by sheer accident found this flame paradise' thus making you more imaginative in creating actual plots for your fictions, when I will finally review you, 'coz yours here is as convincing as Tom-Katie's [suck-face-in-front-of-paparazzis shenanigan]. I'm actually on a flame-hiatus and here you are, telling me and my godly friends to get lives hahahha I'm entirely convinced that you miss me(or my friends). Here's my justification for flaming even there's no need to:-

1) It's getting boring, counting my six-packs (or is there eight?) and toning my body, and I'm pretty sick of girls encircling me so I need a diversion. I want to be hated so badly I need to resort to this, oh save me from myself...
2) It may get boring too you know, inspecting and butchering nude bodies--even those women with beautiful tits, because they won't react if I poke 'em nor retaliate when I flame them. But I do enjoy watching them, at least before their silicone-bags become deflated from autopsy
3)Flaming is certainly what I am good at besides humping and cunnilingus, get testimonials from my girls in friendster account (if you search hard enough you'll find me, I'm not about to confide in you that easily =D). We all want to excell and practice what we're good at, don't we?
4)My senses become easily dulled from too much hammering so I need to straighten out and sort my brain, and flaming is good warming-up--battling dunderheads boosts vigil and aces me subjects, why should I stop?

Finally, here's my summary:-

Yours, a refreshing thought. I'll surely think about it when I go shit.=D

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I've just finished Rowling's sixth installment. Let's admit. When it comes to plot, she's fucking awesome. I thought there would be resurrection. At least the dead is kept dead in her magical world.

BTW, BYLT, thanks for mentioning my old nick. You hate that nick--godly incubus too, I reckon?

Esprit de corp, lads!

4:23 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mikey, I'll change it after this. =)

3:05 AM

 
Blogger Celestial Maiden said...

Don't you just hate self-righteous people? That's what I think when I first saw that comment.

Regarding HP 6, this book is waay much better than the previous 5 books. I can't wait for the 7th book.

To moronic mikey, we share the same questions about Snape. I mean is he now a death eater or a spy for them? Maybe a good guy all along, although it may be unlikely. I dunno. It's just a shock that he killed Dumbledore.

No resurrections alright.

To Bet, wasn't Sirius' younger brother, Regulus, killed by Voldemort? The note from the last parts of the books which was signed R.A.B seems to be him, but who knows? Rowling's unpredictable.

8:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Mr. Righteous one can you leave me your phon number and social security number. At the very least an e-mail adress so that I can forward to you all the stupidity that infests at least the part of the internet that we surf.

Trust me it's so hatred inducing that you'll be screaming so loudly the Satan will stuff the contract I signed with him at birth into your mouth just to shut you up.

Do reply!

5:45 PM

 
Blogger Celestial Maiden said...

Moronic mikey, you love Snape? Oh well. He's not that bad. I have to admit I was shocked as well. It would be nice if Draco killed Dumbledore but he's a wimp.

6:57 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this reply is long overdue. what the hell really.

'I was blog-hopping and by sheer accident found this flame paradise'


Oh, fuck. we're really okay with little moralistic fuckers who can't make use of their braincells in the way a 3 year old would. But will somebody cut it out on being nice to imbeciles???


caffeine, hahahahahahaha! Number 2 made me laugh out loud. jesus. hahahahhahaa

12:48 AM

 
Blogger Praise the Lord, Spoil the Child said...

That guy actually sounded like he knew what he was saying.

10:23 AM

 

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