The Stage is on to Anyone who Wants Attention; featuring KELSEY the attention-whore

Everyone, everyone, settle down because I’m here.

Alright, death-by-masamune dug up a fortune by coming across somebody named Hitotsu No Hanbaagaa. I doubt if it was by accident because, apparently, this person delves into Earth’s deepest pits to gain--surprise, surprise--ATTENTION, which simply goes to say that she had to hunt down death-by-masamune so the latter may have the heart to give her the ATTENTION she craves for.

If she weren’t so blatant in her quest for ATTENTION I would’ve given her more credit. But of course, there are such lowlifes whose likes are such we haven’t heard of. Like her whose parents are probably not by her side and hence can’t give her enough attention.

I’ll brief you about the whole intricacy of the abovementioned mess:

Death-by-masamune, ivyblusummers, Night Strider, caffeine-freak and me flamed a story called ‘Taija, A Ninja without a Village’. Then here comes Hitotsu No Hanbaagaa barging in our private business and hurling scornful invectives that sound as though she were the afflicted. Naturally, we assumed that she is the writer (Tabby, so she calls her) of said crap. But, as a weird stroke of fate would have it, she comes DENYING everything. Moreover, she has admitted that she doesn’t know shit about NARUTO (under which category the said fic is numbered) and thus, doesn’t know what we are blabbing about.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let me get this straight, girl. You are NOT Tabby (THE DELUSIONAL SWOONING WENCH WE JUST FLAMED), you don’t know anything about Naruto and you have virtually no idea whatsoever what we are caterwauling about. Are all of the above correct?

If yes, well, WHAT EXCATLY, PRAY TELL, IS YOUR BUSINESS WITH US?

Are you telling me that if I saw someone who got flamed I should force myself in said argument for whatever reason I was nursing at the moment? Because, according to my estimation, that’s exactly what you did. Really, I find that extremely pathetic. If you need help, don’t hesitate to sign up for a brothel; people there would sure give you ATTENTION.

I have been most curious at your claim to grammatical knowledge. As far as I can see, your usage of ‘too’, ‘to’, ‘its’ (which you interchanged with ‘it‘s‘ in your PM’s to me and death-by-masamune more than twice), ‘it’s’ is way too abnormal. All of which, I’m afraid, could be learned in kindergarten English or simply by way of common sense. It’s either you don’t have both or you’re just pretending NOT to know so we can pay you more ATTENTION. Allow me to further my uneasiness by MSTing your messages to death-by-masamune (note that I will propound on your technical retardation):

Hello, its (why the possessive term?) me again. Apparently you did not believe that it was me that (Darling, this should be ‘who’, but since you’re not human and don’t act one I’ll let on) wrote to you last time. Well, you were wrong. If all you can do is critize (What the hell is this? I don’t know what this is, I’m so sorry.) peoples (Apostrophe, dear, apostrophe) work it will not make them better. But if you give your opinions on ways (replace this with ‘in a way that’) they could make it better then their work would better please the population. So next time you think about dissing someones (apostrophe again. Please put in mind that they, apostrophes, make large differences in what you want to say) work, don't. Because it will only give you enemies. And when you grown (Uh, this is so moronic. If you’re gonna use perfect tenses, please try to re-check your basic grammar textbook) older, age with time, and lie in your death bed, you may regret the way you treated others in the "good old days". But by then it will be too late, and you will never know what became of those people. Not until you are forgiven will you rest in peace. I do not know your religon (What‘s this? Another invention of yours?), or if you even have one, but to me no one will ever be eternally peaceful until you have no regrets and all of the people you have offended in the past have either forgotten or forgiven you for your stupidity.

BYLT: Shockingly, I’m the one who’s being accused of grammatical incapability. How ironic. Here’s another one:

Hi, I am not Tabby. I am Kelsey. I protect my friends when they cant (What‘s ‘cant‘? I know cunt and can‘t, but this? Enlighten me). I, like you, enjoy messing with other peoples (Again, apostrophe missed you) heads. I do not know how to prove it too (This, girl, is what I was talking about when I said you don’t know when to use ‘too’ and ‘to’) you that I am not her (Tabby). But ask me any questions you want. I will reply with the answer I see fit. I do have nothing against you as a person. Just with the way you treat others. I guess I do get carried away often, and for that I am sorry. I say we should both act more mature then we have in the past. I do apologize. I do not have mucus for brains, but sometimes I wish I did, then everything would be less complicated. If I do not reply often it is because I must use the Library for internet. That, and I am often not home. Now I know very little about you, like your gender, age or race, but that does not make you any different from me. We both speak our minds and that is a trait that I am most proud of in myself. I do not write stories, I do not read Naruto or watch it either. I set my own trends (or at least I try). I am going to delete what I wrote in my profile now. TTYL Love, Kelsey

BYLT: Funny, funny, funny. Do I hear the bells of capitulation? She’s such a loser. Hey Kels, just because you're losing doesn't mean we're going to stop picking on your grammar and misspellings. Another one (I included death-by-masamune’s corrections and added mine, which are in uppercase):

Oh my... someone's delusional! As if I the "Almighty righteous religious God" would have to compete for the attention of such an insectual(what’s this? I haven’t heard of this word) underling? I think not. Once more, I repeat, I am NOT Kakashipsychogirl. Don't make me say that again, as I do hate to reiterate. Correct young grasshopper(yawn), you didn't flame me. You flamed Kakashipsychogirl. Who is not me. I didn't complain about your beliefs, in fact I quiet (QUITE) like the idea of Hinduism (Now, kindly tell me when did I say I am a believer of Hindu? Who’s delusional here?). I merely was questioning your devotion to said faith. I'm not playing God. That's the job of my dear friend DragonLady87 (YOU'RE POINT BEING? I DON'T CARE WHAT PREACHER YOU HAVE FOR A FRIEND. WHAT WE'RE HOMING AT IS HER TERRIBLE WRITING). Try talking to her, I dare you. As far as religious talk, and speculation, once again I implore, write to DragonLady87 (AND WHY ARE YOU RECOMMENDING HER? IS SHE JESUS OR SOMETHING?), if you believe you can stomach her... blunt... and harsh interpretation of religion (HARSH? WHAT IF I TELL YOU THAT RELIGION ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SHIT-SCARED OF NATURAL DISASTERS? WOULD THAT SUFFICE?). I have no contradictions with my belief, perhaps you should use a dictionary when trying to insult someone, as I believe the words you were meaning to use were not the ones you did infact(spacing?) chose (choose)(to)bore me with. I have no such identity crisis, and fear that you might have me confused with another. Plus, if I did, infact (spacing?), have an Identity crisis, how awful a person would that make you for agitating me?(haha, who first, did the agitating?) Would not you, the better person in said situation back off and drop it as I would not be of sound mind to refute your accusations. Or is it the fact that you are SO simple-minded that it makes you feel more powerful to attack those and diagnose them with your own faults . I am not 'dying from insecurity', I am most secure in my composure. You have not offended me, until this moment, once again, talk to DragonLady87. Too bad you have already begun to speak of me in a most displeasing Manor (correct your noun, it’s ‘manner’ :D). 'Cowardly Champion'? I am no such thing. If I was cowardly, why would I waste my time berating you. Because surely, if I was so cowardice (correct your adjective, it’s ‘cowardly’), would I not flee from the keyboard (keyboard of justice, huh?) this very instant? Nay, I shall stay and endure your ridiculous comments! I wish not for your attention, merely your SOUL. (what the eff are you talking about:D) Yours with the utmost respect and honor, Kelsey the "Cowardly Champion!" (WHY THE SUDDEN ARCHAIC ENGLISH? PLEASE, YOU ALREADY BEGAN SOUNDING LIKE YOU'VE SPRUNG FROM A GHETTO, DON'T GO BACK ON YOUR BAD HABITS, DEAR.)

BYLT: Okay, okay, why is RELIGION so big nowadays? Like, who cares? The most successful people don’t have religions and yet they live beautifully. Your point, specifically? And please KELSEY, when did I tell you that I subscribe to Hinduism? Did you just have a dream about me in which I said I’m Hindu? Jesus fucking Christ, where are your brain cells?

Oh, and cut the crap, bitch. You think death-by-masamune would even pay attention to someone who wants to ‘reform’ him? Ha! If you know what we’ve been through, i.e., with scum like you who beseech us to help the writers improve and give them nice constructive criticisms, you wouldn’t be saying anything near to ‘she needs improvement, not harsh criticisms’.

LASTLY, IF THIS DOES NOT CONVINCE YOU OF YOUR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING RETARDATION, I SUGGEST YOU TRY LOOKING FOR A RELIGION (SINCE YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH IT ANYWAY) THAT TEACHES PEOPLE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND SPELLING.