A Succinct Message
Succinct and very funny. And more to the point of this whole affair, this message shows why we're having such an unholy good time tending to members of the bovine family who are under attack from Cow-brain-eating bacteria.
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Your not worth my time.
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Yeehaw! Gosh, I hate donkeys.
8 Comments:
Jeez. Maybe the cow needs to be milked so badly.
8:18 PM
Excuse me, "YOUR NOT WORTH MY TIME"?! Nice message but you forgot something...it's wrong! It should be you're not worth my time, what happened to the apostrophe and the letter e?
Anyway, what's that for? Don't tell me that hitotsu-whoever ran out of things to say and became snooty all of a sudden.
1:54 PM
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Ha! Your friend, Bet You Love That, she's been ignoring me. Just like a good little bitch, she does what her master says.
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I hate to say this, but Hitotsu, you are just an insecure little loser without a life. Do you remember the lectures on sanctity you've harped about? I guess you don't. People like you are disgusting. You thought that talks on religions can disguise your stupidity? Yeah, the world's obsessed with religions, and you were the one who wore that face of god. So why the dirty talk now? You are speaking so shamelessly now, when seconds ago you talked about religions and all bullshit about the power of the heavens and blah blah blah. Hitotsu hypocrite, you’re as good as dead, like the words you said, they are just works of art on the wall, pretty, I tell you, but they are only for shows.
It must be tough, being the fat and ugly chick you are, those years of fighting to finally be accepted. But desires contradict reality, you've inherited that cow-brain genes from your beer-bellied father and the obesity genes from your ugly mother, therefore you had to insert yourself as the cool, svelte girl who has boys besotted of her. But unlucky you, we, the cool cliques are always here, to remind you where you belong. Because, tuck in your stomach and swallow your bile, in reality you are so ugly, your butt hole would pale in comparison. I'm afraid that you've proven nothing other than that. You've won an argument? Tell that to the cow your father raised behind your chicken-barn-like house (you live in Kentucky, huh?, or even the one you see when you look into the mirror.
Catch that? But I'm so betting you don't, considering you have turd as brain.
Tata.
11:28 PM
And I forgot. YOU ACTUALLY REMIND ME OF THAT EXPRESSION 'HOLY COW!' because...it describes you perfectly. :D
11:58 PM
the hitotsu-something's too preoccupied with sharing her views privately. can't she give her arguments here? oh wait, she can only come up with insults. don't expect even a premise in her. bwahaha!
12:46 AM
Wow, another one.... Is it me or these self indulgent wannabe's seem so unoriginal now? Keep up the fun. Miss you guys!! lol. XP.
By the way if you have a fast internet connection, (or patient) search the following in yahoo movies.
1. Rolling Bomber Special - super sentai spoof that will make you burst a gut laughing.
2. Tokyo Jihen Sounan - really good song as in really GOOD. however beware lead singer is a girl.
Anyway Gackt Bless!
1:51 AM
Perhaps Hitotsu is just annoying us. I have a feeling she DELIBERATELY made that mistake so we could get more irritated.
Hey girl, it's not working. Someone as dumb as you CAN'T exist. I'm so sorry, you're just a figment of my imagination. Go away, go away. I don't believe that retarded people can go that far. Please, spare us your stupidity.
Night Strider
2:54 AM
HOHO! look who's here! XD
Hehe, this is the first time I actually showed my face in the ever so famous blog of Bet You Love That and it's refreshing to know that you're still out incinerating garbage in the warehouse of fanfiction known as FFN *snickers*
I shall now ask you a question. Would you read a fic from an author whose name is "Tenseiga15 RaeRobForeva QueenOfFluff Sasuke's-Female-Reincarnation World's-Largest-SasuNaru-Fan Talim Kanna053191 Walking-Dictionary-Thesaurus-Calculator Midnight Hated-By-Students-Loved-By-Teachers Fang's-Female-Master Kororo-Pam FF.net's-Longest-Name"? ^.~
Here's the path to the rabit's hole: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/769129/
Enjoy! :D
5:52 PM
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