deep breath

I want people to see this: I am immune to gibes regarding my being pathetic. You do not know my state of affairs. It's somewhere between snacking on sturgeon caviar and stealing crack from hobos.

To Anonymous number 3: Is that you Father Zossima? I'm afraid that Alyosha is no longer the fair and pure child that you have given your precious guidance to. He has been corrupted due to social decay and is now happily enjoying his post as a flamer of bad stories.
No, really, I'd like to advise you not to feel ashamed of me because we are in no way connected by a positive tie. Fine, you can be the human and I can be the monkey who knows better. It doesn't make any difference to me. This is NOT about me. I, for one, think that what these girls are doing (flaming me back) is more suggestive of loser behavior than my flaming them in the first place. About the golden rule, if I make mistakes and I'm being incredibly stubborn about it, I'd want someone to give me a splash of ice-cold water. D'you know what I mean? It would actually make me feel worse if I've been repeating the same mistake and no one bothers to correct me. Kindly lay of my attitude because I have my reasons for acting this way.
See Nikolai Chernyshevsky's "The Anthropological Principle of Philosophy" or his book "What is to be Done?" about people being nice. He actually has a point. Fact is I could be nice if I so choose to but this is a self-appointed job that requires spunk and meanness, so don't take it personally. Did I flame you?
Did you even notice how much hatred I inspire from people by telling them the truth about what they're doing? I could do it in another way, you know, the nice way but I doubt that these "writers" would listen. They're after praises. Constructive criticism, they don't take mostly. Now, a constructive criticism in the guise of a flame will surely get their attention. If they ignore it and attack me instead of finding ways to correct themselves, they're the ones who lost something of value. They may not want it but in writing, corrections are not a matter of preference but of need. If you still want to wonder why I'm like this, you're wasting time. Underneath it all, I'm just a normal person who was inevitably pissed off by the amount of crap that people pile in cyberspace nowadays and decided to do something about it. I have mentioned that it's a self-appointed task but that doesn't mean I am all that's responsible for such a decision.

to Celestial_Maiden: sorry about the screw-up of your name. What you posted below makes sense. I've been called a bitch, a wank, a pervert among other things but it's hard to take curses seriously because you know you've backed someone into a corner when he/she starts spouting barren words that exhibit lack of education. I won't deny that I cuss a lot but if I direct it to someone, it's a joke more than anything else and I never mean it personally. You're right, that's low. I just tell them to die and make the world a better place. :)